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Mark

Another term for hemeroid due to it being red and bloody
I should get my marks removed, they are hurting my ass..
by Aweeeeq February 9, 2018
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Mark

A very self aware and quiet person that usually get played by those around him.
He tends to act gay and have imaginary boyfriends even though he’s straight. Although he shows off he can be very kind hearted at times and likes to help people just for the pleasure of it. Marks are also always cool friends and stay till the end, or till someone’s prank hands him the short end
He fucked up, must of pulled a mark

He’s a bitchass mark
by Blue shoe420 December 11, 2017
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Mark

This dude is the guy you'll be censoring on your r/niceguys post. Every time he sees another post about him trending he'll post another definition of himself to jack off to. Its also another one of those names. Like Bob, Steve, or Gene. Also Mark rhymes with bark, and bark tea is what naturalists feed to their kids instead of taking them to the hospital. There's also dark, and people don't like dark things, especially when they're named Mark. There are aardvarks, and everyone loves aardvarks, so just name your kid Aardvark, fuck Mark. Mark is a pussy bitch with a tiny dicc. There's a reason dad fuckin left.
Holy shit can you believe Mark just wrote another shitty entry into Urban Dictionary?
by Markie Mark October 6, 2019
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Mark

They say Mark lives for his work, Mark's in love with his work, Mark hides in his work from facing his failure, facing his loneliness, and facing the fact he lives a lie. He always preaches not to be numb, when that's how he thrives. He pretends to create and observe when he really detaches from feeling alive. Perhaps its because he's the one of us to survive.
"Mark are you there?"
by real trash October 22, 2018
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Mark

The "Mark" type of human is a very rare and unique human type, it is originally made back when humans were evolving homo-sapiens but unfortunately this type of human didn't even surpass a fish's IQ. Unfortunately it is roaming in today's world and living the daily life of a person we call "guy who lives in his grandparents basement and cannot lose his virginity". Pretty sad.
Man this guy is a mark he can't even get a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Lintahlo12 October 18, 2019
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Mark

by Thatonepersonnamedme December 16, 2017
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Mark

Usually a gay guy, goes by hunter, owns a crown vic, has Helga Pataki Syndrome, and is always up for a good time.
Dan: Mark sure is cool
Lash: You’re fired.
by DanLashShip April 23, 2018
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