Manies

Mythical creatures discovered by M.A.D. Consisting in a group of extremely intelligent beings.

The manies also have a religion consisting in the the Big Bang Manie who was floating in the middle of nowhere with a can of beans. He proceeded to eat the beans, causing him to fart and start the Big Bang creating the whole universe. It is followed by more than 50 north Koreans who also believe in the hollow earth theory.

This theory was discusses in an interview with North Korean scientist Danielong Bing Bong in a reality tv show promoting anal bleaching by the North Korean space agency (A.N.U.S).

The most known Manie called Doblo is the smartest.

Have you heard of the Manies I believe them to be real because it was said by Danielong Bing Bong.

by Blackboard has to work April 14, 2022

manatee treatment

to give mad sloppy

Mats: I want manatee treatment
Sam: ong

by Samsexual10293 October 27, 2022

splooge maintenance

what a female does in the bathroom immediately after having sex.

honey, do you need a towel? no, i have to go do some splooge maintenance.

by chuffykins July 9, 2010

boner maintenance

Boner maintenance is the act of simultaneously stroking your weinner while searching for that part in a porno that you want to bust your load to.

I lengthened my jerk off sessions by like 10 minuets just by using boner maintenance!

by Bendito September 12, 2013

This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

A statement to express sorrow, and to further combat capitalism. May be heard in Gulags

James: I just got Ligma :(
Robert: This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

by Harambeishere July 21, 2018

Manitoba mascara

Manitoba mascara: when it's so cold outside, frost from your breath condenses on your eyelashes, moustache, eyebrows, etc., refreezes, and looks as if you'd applied blue-white mascara primer.

Gord, panting: My run was great! I hit the wall, but pushed through and finished the Manitoba Winter Marathon under my personal best time!
Rick: Gordo, go melt off your Manitoba mascara. Dude, you look like a Kardashian right after a facial.
Anne: More like a bukkake victim.
Rick: Yeah, a basketball bukkake victim.
Gord, wiping his face with his scarf: Ugh! Thanks for telling me, eh? I will steam myself clean over a mug of Tim Horton's coffee immediately.

by hirish February 18, 2011

Manifest Gabagool

The belief that humans were destined by Gabagool to Gabagool all the way to the Gabagool

Gabagool 1: You gabagool how we gabagooled on the gabagool in the gabagool era of manifest gabagool?
Gabagool 2: Gabagool fr

by JustFoxMC March 3, 2023