Skip to main content

Ghost Mall

Band From Suny New Paltz. Consists of Liars, Nuggets, Balloons and Characters who remind of of our childhood.

Also Known as No Shirt Mall.
Or Ghost Malls.

Better than Great Sex.

Seriously.
Dude, Ghost Mall Concert Tonight

GHOST BALLS ON MY CHIN?!

Word to ya Motha
by Ghost Mall Addict January 18, 2010
mugGet the Ghost Mallmug.

PC Mall

I took a shit at PC Mall.
by David Shore July 15, 2003
mugGet the PC Mallmug.

Strip Mall

A mall that has strippers.
Peter went to the strip mall because he wanted to watch strippers while he shopped.
by Boxcar69 February 8, 2013
mugGet the Strip Mallmug.

mall kid

Any emo/goth child in the junior high that likes to stand outside the stores in the mall or walk around the mall for hours on end without actually buying anything.

Also known as all the sophmores at Quincy Senior High.

Also known as mall goths.
Devin is such a mall kid!
by Anita Shower December 10, 2007
mugGet the mall kidmug.

Mall Goth

Someone who believes they are a Goth, when in reality, they are conformers to a class of people they believe to be "cool"
Identification Tips-
1. Excessive Piercing (Beyond an ear or lip)
2. Hairstyles beyond unnatural, a True Goth may color hair white or black or some natural tone, while mall goths prefer green, pink, purple, and bright neon red
3. Fascination with the store Hot Topic
4. An even bigger fascination with Twilight and Edward "twinkle-toes" Cullen

5. A preference of My Chemical Romance over true Gothic music like Theater of Tragedy and Saviour Machine
6. Complete lack of knowledge of the word Azrael
7. If you mention Edward Cullen they shriek like Hannah Montana fans
8. Belief that Paganism is the same as Demon Worship
9. Belief that Veganism is the same as Paganism
10. Pentagram necklaces are not a sure sign, but may be worn by Mall-Goths
11. Belief that Edward Cullen is Jesus Christ and that Jesus Christ never existed, even though we know a guy named Jesus lived 2000 years ago and used magic to heal people and blood sacrificed himself, making him a better Goth than all these people
Mall Goth Hunter: "Edward Cullen"
Group of Mall Goths: "EEIIEIIIIIII He is so hot, I bet he shops at Hot Topic"
Jesus Christ: "Wow that's kinda creepy"
Mall Goth Hunter"Very creepy"
Mall Goth:"Who are you talking to? He doesn't exist"
Jesus Christ:"I'm standing right here."
Mall Goth:"Doesn't matter, Ozzy Osbourne says you don't exist, so you don't exist."
Mall Goth Hunter:"Ozzy never said anything like that, come on Jesus, let's go talk to Azrael"
Mall Goth:"Who?"
by Kayotik 13 November 16, 2009
mugGet the Mall Gothmug.

mall chick

girls (typically emo or scene) who spend basically all their time at the mall. not to buy anything, just to be there.
you'll probably see them in pretty much the same group every time you go to the mall.
if they think you're attractive, they'll most likely tell you.
stereotypically (but not necessarily) easy.

there are also mall dudes, but they're not quite as distinctive nor as common as the mall chick.
"dude we saw those mall chicks here last time."
by loveurmusic June 5, 2008
mugGet the mall chickmug.

Mall Fishing

When one goes to the mall with one or numerous friends to try and get girls.

"Catching" a girl can be classified from merely getting a phone number, to getting them to hang out with you.
Blake: Oh hai Dillion, what are you doing today?
Dillion: I'm going to the local mall to pick up some new stuff.
Blake: Hey can I come along, we can go mall fishing!
Dillion: Sure, don't forget to bring protection.
by B2DLake May 2, 2009
mugGet the Mall Fishingmug.

Share this definition