Pussy-mullet

When a girls pubic hair appears shaven or short from the front but when she bends over it's long and scraggly in the back.

"Man Charlene sure was Hot Stuff till she came home and had a Pussy-mullet in her panties."

by Coree Beatz February 8, 2018

Computer Mullet

Having two monitors on your home PC and working on one monitor and being non-productive on the other. Business on one side, party on the other.

Boss: "Allan, are you watching porn instead of working?"
Allan: "It's cool boss, it's my computer mullet. Check it, email is over here!"
Boss: "Tight!"

by Chiliwhomp September 10, 2010

weasel-mullet

a shifty cunning lazy little fuck with a bad hairdo.
someone who looks busy and acts busy but in realilty are doing fuck all.

at work johnny weasel-mullet was making out to be busy.
there was a lot of running around but nothing was getting done. the mullet hairdo looked fucked up.

by 2bhuge March 3, 2011

Desk Mullet

When sitting behind your desk at work, the person is wearing a nice business shirt, but no pants. Business up top and party down-under!!

I totally caught my boss pulling a desk mullet in his office today, I'm scarred, and a little impressed.

by Crazycox August 13, 2016

cock mullet

A bad weiner hair cut; manscaping gone wrong

That guy had a sweet cock mullet. Business in the front party in the back.

by TheBiggestBlackest February 2, 2014

mullet mobile

Second/Third Generation Camaro or Firebird adorned with window louvers, whip antennas, mag wheels, air shocks, decals and other similar accessories... Driven in rural areas by men/women and usually heard while playing Van Halen, Molly Hatchet, Ratt, Poison, Foreigner and other similar bands from thier Delco radios.

Dig the mullet mobile.. Mullet mobiles rule!

by jt November 21, 2002

mohawk mullet

When a mohawk seeps into that awkward phase of possibly being a mullet. Business nowhere, party everywhere. Never socially acceptable.

Hey! Is that a mohawk mullet?

by Peter Laurenson October 30, 2013