joe is not going to come home tonight...so i am going to take care of myself and go home and do some muffin buffing
by fuckthathotass69 March 10, 2017
by Anne Frank May 18, 2008
by Dr. Blueberry September 30, 2013
A way to describe a person who struggles every single day of their life. In every single way possible.
Person 1: Man, I got locked out of my dorm in only a towel after I took a shower.
Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.
Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.
by Anonymous68753 March 07, 2011
A cupcake someone has licked the icing off of and throw away.
It means no one likes you they just like what comes with you.
It means no one likes you they just like what comes with you.
“Sarah is such a trash muffin, I only like her for her boat. “
“Alayna is a trash muffin but it’s better then being alone during lunch.”
“I think i’m just a trash muffin to Paige and Reagan. They only ever hang out with me when they need a ride.”
“Alayna is a trash muffin but it’s better then being alone during lunch.”
“I think i’m just a trash muffin to Paige and Reagan. They only ever hang out with me when they need a ride.”
by Rosalin Rocketta March 06, 2018
Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!
"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."
by silkpouch September 13, 2007
The mass of testicles that are created when multiple males rest their scrota on a female's (or male's) head or face.
Spencer's eyes, nose, mouth, and right ear were completely covered by a muffin blob last Thursday night.
by 7200A November 11, 2007