Mount Puji

An enormous colon-print sufficiently voluminous so as to create an island of feces in the commode. Adding to the pain of the inescapable burn of the high-friction exit, seconds after said mountain is created, the crafter is further penalized by the extreme stench that accompanies the exposed fecal surface area.

After an insane night of drinking, I often create a Mount Puji.

by James M Bryan March 26, 2013

mount hoodrat

A mountain where all hoodrats are born located in California.

Dude: So where were you born?
Hood rat: My place is mount hoodrat
Dude: Oh shit, MOUNT HOODRAT?
Hood rat: Yep.

by 0679 March 10, 2014

MOUNT THAT TROUT

When dat pussy too fish to be a dish and you have to abandon your oral plans and skip straight to fuckin'!

Alt.: "MOUNT THE TROUT"

Tony: Yo!..how dat pussy taste last night?
Joe: No good, homie. I had to MOUNT THAT TROUT!

by breaker413 September 23, 2016

The Maryland Mount

When a partner shoves a flesh light up their partners ass and uses the flesh light to pleasure them selves

Mark: Hey Maddy, you up to try The Maryland Mount tonight?
Maddy: Mmmmm~ Lovely!

by Felixxtheviking April 21, 2018

Mount Vesuvius

When you shotgun a red bull or monster energy drink during the act of masterbation

The last time I was yachakin' I tried a Mount Vesuvius

by Ballsdeep07 May 2, 2018

Mount Judd

The UKs number 1 tourist attraction Located in the beautiful town of nuneaton, many people travel abroad to see this amazing landmark

im going to mount judd today chris

ah have a sick one at the best hill in the world

by Timmy Tuncan January 2, 2021

Mount Pooji

Like the Japanese mountain that has much of its base below water with only it's crest visible on land, Mount Pooji is when you take such a huge shit that it fills the entire bowl below the waterline and breaches the water like a majestic orca.

Jack: Sam what in holy hell did you do to my toilet, there was shit everywhere.

Sam: Made a Mount Pooji. You're welcome.

by MountainGoat6D9 May 2, 2021