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Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.
Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.
by Adotl45 October 3, 2020
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poutboard motor

A notoriously-unreliable stern-mount prop-engine (think, da infamous Sears Rowback) dat anyone being given it to use on his skiff would lapse into a major sulk about it.
Summer camp teenager: I asked for a Honda Four-Stroke to go cruising on the lake, but all I got was this wimpy little 2-cycle poutboard motor dat looks like -t was built back in da stone-age!
by QuacksO August 7, 2019
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purr motor

When your cat makes a low-pitched rumbling sound that is (mostly) quiet but you can feel the kitty’s body vibrating

This has several evolutionary advantages:

1) the frequency at which cats purr promotes healing

2) kittens use this to get their mom to settle down and nurse

3) a rather high pitched purr (this evolved with domestication) can coax an owner into giving the cat an extra snack, or hairball gel.
Josh: Mittens has the loudest purr motor
Steve: I know. Bear’s purr motor got quiet as he grew up. Sometimes his purrs are really hard to ignore. But no matter how hard he purrs I still have to work.
by Malcontent lag December 30, 2023
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Motor broat

Joe motor broated John. They're really good friends.
by This username is invalid October 26, 2018
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whole motor mule

Do you have the whole motor mule for the camp out?
by hootnholler May 12, 2014
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Low Motor

Umbrella term for the slow, stupid, retarded, autistic, brain-damaged or other indivicuals lacking in intelligence.
Fox news is directed at an audience of Low Motors.
by Berzerker71 April 9, 2010
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CHRISTLER MOTORS OF CATEXAS

A democratic orchestrated bailout of CHRYSLER MOTORS that led to a pathetic GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT to find a new CORPORATE GURU in the TRANSPORTATION industry for the troubled US GOVERNMENT and peeling support for pure PARSIMONIUS CAPITALISM.
Hey ELON REEVE MUSK wants to stop GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES and many agree with him but the problem is TESLA MOTORS AND SPACE X are the CHRISTLER MOTORS OF CATEXAS that it's very existence of " as CHARLIE SAYS" , "massive excesses" depended on per item manufactured " government subsidy handouts and MOUNTED SCREWS from NASA (TAGALOG) formerly was called " corporate welfare " BUTT TODAY , you might call it " CORPORATE CANCER FAVORTISM".
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 18, 2021
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