frosty morning

Whilst your partner snoozes, you give your penis a tug and finish on her eyes. Effectively glueing them together, resulting in a frosty morning when she wakes up.

Ahh I'm having such a terrible day. My boyfriend gave me a frosty morning and it took me twenty minutes to clean it up.

by Jizzonface April 20, 2014

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast and drink coffee while on the toilet, at the same time.

"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"

by TheMailManSmith May 23, 2018

Huber morning

Waking up Looking extremely beat and exhausted. Wake up wearing different clothes than the ones you slept in. No energy to move body. Smell like Raging Hot Chicken, weed, fruit roll-ups, and ton dog

Mom and Dad: Bitch you look beat as fuck
Me: sorry just having a Huber morning

by Female7777777 September 30, 2019

can you make me miso soup every morning

Basically its a indirect way to propose to someone.

his crush : Good morning!
Him : *stunned by her* can you make me miso soup every morning?
his crush : What does that mean?

by The side Popcorn Stand November 18, 2021

morning thunder

I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.

Ahhh, I feel better for that morning thunder'

by McGinty September 6, 2006

morningside heights

What Columbia students call Harlem.

A pleasent stroll down Malcom X Boulevard will take you to Morningside Heights, where you can see the beautiful Columbia University campus.

by tekmiester September 7, 2006

Morning Nipples

The act of arising from a deep slumber, to be awoken by rock hard nipples. Females waking up to hard nipples instead of a hard penis. Equivelent to morning wood.

Why arent my morning nipples going down?!

by Ardishire July 17, 2010