Monning

To use diarrhea as lubricant on the male penis while preforming anal sex on another person while they defecate at the same time.

Nicholas and I had a Monning session in the Applebee’s bathroom.

by Caezrs October 24, 2025

Mon

Derived from the phrase “C’mon” and means the same thing

Lemme get a boneless pizza, mon!

by wonton ballsack January 14, 2018

Mon Sashimi

The name given to those who have been rejected by their crush but are still adored by all.

I ask Jessica out and she said no.

At least you are still a Mon Sashimi.

by Urban my Jurbin November 25, 2017

Oh mon!

A phrase one says when they see something crazy or completely out of the ordinary to show disbelief or shock.

Friend A: Omg, I just saw a naked, homeless man in the park singing back to the birds?
Friend B: Oh mon! Did you bring your camera?

by Missblueiceeyes August 24, 2017

Mon-Ica

Believed to be an entity originating from Latina America, Mon-Ica, was believed to be a goddess who blessed households with fertile lands and a good harvest. However, upon further investigation it was discovered Mon-Ica was actually a demon Succubus who plagued household leaving them in drought and uninhabitable conditions. It was been told that you can tell if Mon-Ica plagues you by the slight smell of cannabis or random long curly black hairs left in your home.

Por Favor ayuda me, Papa, I believe Mon-Ica plagues me and mi familia!

by saltyk March 5, 2019

Mon Mon

The most understanding, beautiful, coolest, most divine and smartest girl you’ll meet. She’ll always have the funny jokes and you’ll always have the funny looks. If you’re her mans get ready to be the ugly one!

She’s a hard worker and always has the best advice. She’ll take your breath away when you see her that’s for sure.

“Hey did you see Mon Mon? She’s so pretty!”
“I wish I was more like Mon Mon, why am I such a loser?”
“Call me Mon because I be looking MONumental”

by Rimshot November 22, 2021

The Mon(k)ey

when you feel empty inside and you go outside and spend money on things you don't need

you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.

by Krkič September 19, 2020