mississippi longwater

When you use piss as lube.

Last night was fun I ran outa lube so i resorted to a mississippi longwater.

by Inalienableturdfart November 05, 2017

mississippi mudslapper

The act of twerking while having explosive diarrhea

Montegmerry gave me a sick Mississippi mudslapper last night

by Poopy diapers May 17, 2016

Mississippi Clench

When you fart but your butt cheeks form a seal to prevent the gas from escaping and you clench your cheeks hard enough to push the gas back up your anus. Can be repeated multiple times.

Joe Biden was practicing his Mississippi Clench to better please his husband.

by Ayyyyyyyyboiiiiiii December 21, 2022

mississippi centipede

The act of giving oral to anal services in a human centipede fashion while shitting.

Tara, Stacy, and I had a Mississippi Centipede last night.

by Waking746 April 17, 2016

mississippi handshake

When you cover your hand in shit and then give a sloppy handjob

Oh I just got the best Mississippi handshake from Dillon earlier

by Kiezobeast February 05, 2016

Mississippi Anaconda

During sex, the male wraps his right/left leg around the female's neck while she blows him.

Tom used the Mississippi Anaconda maneuver on Jessie

by 69Boy69 July 15, 2015

Mississippi Mudslide

Two gay men with diarrhea taking turns doing anal.

He loves a Mississippi Mudslide with extra nuts

by R.B.F. March 12, 2021