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Mississippi hello

Putting a bottle of beer on your middle finger then proceeding to hit someone with it
You better shut your mouth before I give you a Mississippi Hello!
by SofBoi December 26, 2017
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Mississippi Mudslide

Two gay men with diarrhea taking turns doing anal.
He loves a Mississippi Mudslide with extra nuts
by R.B.F. March 12, 2021
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Mississippi Stew

Combining random food items (or other objects) into one concoction. Can be consumed or just created for aesthetic purposes.
Jeff: Ayo get some pepper and mayo to add to the Mississippi Stew

Richard: I got some eggs and fruit punch too

Winter: I'll get the coco puffs and shredded cheese
by 🅱oston Ross July 18, 2021
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Mississippi Crane

When a guy sits on the toilet backwards, penis faced towards toilet water with intent to nut. The guy has no cleanup afterwards for easy jacking off.
Alex: Yo, last night I did the Mississippi Crane while my sister was in the shower!
Nash: Sheesh
by Bryceyburnybaxty June 3, 2021
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Mississippi Mockingbird

An activity performed during sex, where either partner immediately mimics the other’s sounds of pleasure, be moaning, groaning, or any other sound produced by the Human vocal range.

Subjects are often prone to annoyance immediately or shortly following the act of a Mississippi Mockingbird, which then leads to their annoyed outcries being repeated as well.
Collected Collin: Ughhh!
Mischief Mary: Ughhh!
Collected Collin: You’re so tight!
Mischief Mary: You’re so tight!

Collected Collin was the victim of a Mississippi Mockingbird, where every sound he made during sex was mimicked by his partner.
by FartFucker69 March 6, 2019
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Mississippi Squirel

The sexual act during a good ole southern gang bang where two or more guys insert their "nuts" aka testicals into the loose lips of a large trailer park whore, making it look like a squirel prepairing its self for the long winter ahead.
When big Mike and the boys get together it will only take a few Natty Daddy's and that bitch will be stuffing the Mississippi Squirel in no time.
by BuschBoy30 May 22, 2013
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Mississippi Crockpot

Farting in your girls face as shes giving you a blowjob.
Bro I gave my girl a Mississippi Crockpot this weekend, she was pissed.
by Shanker1012 June 8, 2016
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