mississippi handshake

When you cover your hand in shit and then give a sloppy handjob

Oh I just got the best Mississippi handshake from Dillon earlier

by Kiezobeast September 24, 2016

Mississippi Crockpot

Farting in your girls face as shes giving you a blowjob.

Bro I gave my girl a Mississippi Crockpot this weekend, she was pissed.

by Shanker1012 June 8, 2016

mississippi centipede

The act of giving oral to anal services in a human centipede fashion while shitting.

Tara, Stacy, and I had a Mississippi Centipede last night.

by Waking746 June 7, 2016

mississippi mudslapper

The act of twerking while having explosive diarrhea

Montegmerry gave me a sick Mississippi mudslapper last night

by Poopy diapers May 16, 2016

mississippi stew

When one busts a fatty and the majority of the load lands and pools in one's belly button

After a hard day's work I relieved myself and ended up with a fresh bowl of Mississippi stew

by Neckbeardmcautism January 28, 2018

Mississippi Fusion

Derivative of a Wrist Fusion (medical)

Wrist Fusion:
medical procedure fusing wrist joints, sometimes preventing movement permanently.

Mississippi Fusion:

flooding a wrist in ignorantly gaudy (bling), preventing wrist movement due to the icy (water).

(Jeweler), Please Give Me The Mississippi Fusion. I Would Like To Put (100) On My Wrists.

I am out here (trapping) for my Mississippi Fusion.

by da ‘burban bab¥ February 21, 2020

Mississippi Clench

When you fart but your butt cheeks form a seal to prevent the gas from escaping and you clench your cheeks hard enough to push the gas back up your anus. Can be repeated multiple times.

Joe Biden was practicing his Mississippi Clench to better please his husband.

by Ayyyyyyyyboiiiiiii December 21, 2022