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Human Milker-o-matic

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022
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Bone milker

A job at the local butchery that requires the worker to scrape the bone marrow off of an animal carcass. Most people depict this process to be disgusting, but my imaginary friend who has this job says it's quite "pleasuring". He might have a twisted kink.
Person 1: "Haha! You have to be a bone milker!"
Person 2: "Shut up you work at TacoBell!"
by The Pofessor November 12, 2022
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Serial Milker

Adj./descriptive phrase:
- To commit a string of orchestrated attacks throwing chunky milk on your foes/enemies
“3 of my girls got milked this week. I’m pretty sure it’s the same guy. We must have a Serial Milker running around. Smh.”
by Th3t1 August 2, 2023
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mother milker

another word for a dad who has compulsive sex
My mom just called my dad a mother milker and he got a boner!
by cheesy_corvette September 23, 2023
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race milker

A person who, having one Great-Great-Grandparent of a particular race, identifies uniquely with that distant relative's race for the purposes of obtaining financial advantage and benefit.
Marcus is a Race Milker who identifies as being indigenous based on one Great-Great-Grandparent having been indigenous. Marcus is doing this to receive financial benefits available exclusively to people of his distant descendants race!
by Aggrieved Taxpayer March 25, 2024
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Ohio milker

After sex with two of the homies one homie takes all 3 of the homies semen then the home that has the cup drinks the semen after all homies have farted in it
Yo Tyrone and Jacob wanna have an Ohio milker
by Semen gang November 6, 2025
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Real YG Millers

THERE GOES THEM REAL YG MILLERS
by Ferric Washington May 20, 2019
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