MILF

Prnc. Milf

Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Generally used when someone has a hot mum.
Can be changed to: Dilf (Dad), Silf (sister), Jilf (Any one whose name starts with 'J')

"Wow, she's a Milf!"

by Robert-M June 29, 2006

Sarah Palin MILF

A Moron I'd Like to Forget.

Glenn Beck, what a maroon! A real Sarah Palin MILF, that one.

by The Phantom Pangolin June 7, 2010

MILF scouting

An act usually performed at an event where a large number of mothers will be present, for example a school football match or open evening, where one simply walks around the event looking out for and admiring young or middle aged mothers that they wouldn't mind genitally infiltrating.

"I've been made to take parents around the school at open evening today, it's an effort and a half"

"Mate, its the perfect oppurtunity to do a bit of MILF scouting"

"OHHH YEAHH, that makes it so much more worth it"

by Wangdalf January 30, 2008

MILF

A commonly-used internet acronym/slang that stands for "Mom I'd Like to Fly". This is an inspirational acronym commonly compared to "Dream Big"

Son: MILF
Mother: Sure honey!

by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

She is one hot MILF

by PurrKrystal May 10, 2009

Milf

A HOT mom you'd wanna hit all night long.

Dude... Cassandra's mom is a milf! MILF! MILF! MILF!

by Dave May 28, 2003

Milf-life

The shelf life of a Milf; How long a Milf will remain a Milf, given unchanging environmental conditions.

1) Dude, you're mom's hot. I would have thought that by her age, she'd be a crone, but she's still got about a 3 year milf-life.

2)- Dag, that chick's kickin'.
- What are you talkion' about? She exceeded her milf-life 15 pounds ago.

by M Digga September 12, 2008