Milf

Elliots mum, she is soooo hot. once she said elliots mate was fit, and gave his other mate a bj.

Milf: elliots friend you are sooo fit.
Elliots friend: give me a bj.
Milf: Ok.
Elliot: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by Kettering August 04, 2008

milf

Stands for 'Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck'. Generally used in internet conversations as a way of winding up your friend.

Tom: Wow, your mom is hot!
Jack: What?
Tom: She's milf!

by Posa-D November 15, 2005

milf

Mom I Love Forever! Non sexual definition.

My Mom, You're a wonderful MILF, Happy Mother's Day

by Jonathan Rowe May 14, 2007

Milfing

The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.

What you need:

-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack

-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes

-A smile and bag of jokes

The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.

by Sumsortagod July 23, 2011

milf

Your mom.

Buuuuurn. #milfjokes

by duderino555 October 27, 2014

Milf

The word “Milf” means Man, I Love Frogs

“Look how cute this frog is.”

“Milf!”
——————
“Aww look it’s a frog!”

“Milf!!”

“Same!”

by ArcticFrog March 01, 2023

milf

someone who radiates attractive mom energy

"Jiu from Dreamcatcher is such a milf."

by sua's servant March 12, 2021