Milf 69

M.I.L.F ( Mother In Late Forties) Born in 1969

Mom: Son i just made an Instagram account!
Son: Cool mom.
Mom: My username is Milf 69
Son: MOM NO!!!

by Pagina 69 September 29, 2017

Colfer Melfofo

A retard on Yahoo! Answers a massively trolled "Answer" forum. He hates gays and evolution. He Loves Jesus (likely sexually) and Methamphetamine. He is an obvious Closet fag

Colfer Melfofo: Gays and evolution can not be rail fag can not hav babies and evolution for babies

by Googleyantrasipa July 26, 2011

MILF

Miner I'd Like Freed. Came to use after the Chilean Miner Rescues.

That's is one hot MILF. (Miner I'd Like Freed)

by VerifiedLiberal October 15, 2010

MILF Wand

Male sexual organ, used for penetrating ladies 30 years old or older that had offspring. Possess Magical powers with MILF's to make them do abnormal activities.

I was in da club an Bitches were all up on me. This one hoa made my MILF Wand start to rise.

I best friends Mom can't get enough of my MILF Wand, it's like her heroin but I'm not complaining.
Last night at the club we did karaoke with this soccer mom convention, then took one home to sing in to my MILF Wand all night.

by Boss man ffds July 13, 2012

MILF

Mother I'd like to f**k. A fit mom who everyone wants to bang. Usually with big tatas.

Lee: OMFG Your mom is a MILF!
Dean: Ikr, she's fit as hell.

by Iz U Down September 20, 2014

MILF

A very sexual desirable mature female who may or may not have bore children. She can be be physically attractive or plain but the one common trait they possess is a very healthy sex drive. As they have aged in years, their sexual skills have been honed to near perfection. They are also desirable because they usually have great oral skills and no sexual hangups like their younger counterparts.

"Did anybody every tell you that you mom is one hot MILF!!!??

by the truth and nothing but July 20, 2015

Milfana

A hoe who loves sex and loves to pleasure herself with dildos and masturbates a shit ton.

Alternate meaning: A gay.

Hey, you see that chick last night? I just figured out she's a milfana.

by KingKing6972 February 25, 2020