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Clown Mask

A "Clown Mask" is created when two men have a threesome with a woman and finish by ejaculating onto each others hands, high-fiving and then slapping the woman in the face simultaneously, after which one of them bops her on the nose. Giving the white-faced red-nosed appearance of a clown.
"Me and Pat gave Honey a clown mask last night."
by Sailor E May 8, 2010
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Masking Cough

The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough cough'

Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.

Guy 1: Sorry my bad
by barec2 April 23, 2009
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mask of zorro

When a man pulls out of a girls mouth and jizzes on her face in the shape of a Z. Then whistles for his horse and disappears into the night.
"I totally gave my girlfriend a mask of Zorro last night"
by jackdrippa November 4, 2013
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maskedchaos

Maskedchaos: *insert this definition*

Literally Everyone: This isn't funny at all
by Maskedchaos September 19, 2018
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Masked Wibbler

An unseen but ever present malevolent entity responsible for the slight moving of one’s bag from the position one remembers placing it in, to a new position very close to but not quite the same as the original position.
Person 1: Have you seen my bag?
Person 2: yes, it’s under your chair still
Person 1: oh yes, but not quite where I left it
Persons 1 & 2: Gasp! The Masked Wibbler!
by platonicus October 28, 2018
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MaskClown

A person who needs to GO crazy on social media, posting on all their media sites, on how they just saw people not wearing a face mask. This person is usually wearing a face mask while driving alone. This person will also to be known as to have never cared about about their personal health in their life, and does not wash their hands after wiping their ass.
These peolpe have routinely been referenced in the recent past as to being an "AssClown", due to statements they have made to demean others with their 8th grade generalized knowledge and education.
There goes Andy on Facebook again, makin those MaskClown statements. He is lovin this Covid stuff, HA, what a MaskClown!!
by Jimmy Mamoa July 13, 2020
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Mask Beard

Like hat hair, mask beard is the state a medium to large beard gets into when shaped by a tight or poorly fitting mask.
Bro that mask beard has ruined your carefully rugged exterior, and you now look like a poorly trimmed hedge
by Moist Barbarian July 13, 2020
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