go masturbate

... is an alternative to telling someone to go fuck themselves.

my friend: Ha ha! Your favorite team lost today because they did not perform as well as their opponent, on this particular occasion, causing them to have an inferior unit of measuring prowess by the end of the designated time frame for the event that they participated in. ( that is how my friend talks )

me: Go masturbate!

by JGuy The Great! July 16, 2011

socially masturbate

to like you own status/comment/photo on facebook

ya, i noticed bennett socially masturbate last night to make his argument better

by wonderfultaco March 30, 2011

masturbate

to masturbate is when a girl touches her front bottom and clitoris until its wet or a boy touches his willy until its wet and masturbation is done for fun because some people want to do sex but cant or they just feel like it and the wet stuff that comes out can make a white patch in your pants or knickers and people do not normally touch their private parts in public

oh and im touching my front bottom and oo yeah im tickling my clitoris ohh yeah mmmm all the wet stuffs coming out its all over my fingers ooooo mmm im fingering my front bottom

oh and ive got my willy and im touching it all over and the we t stuff is coming out ooo mmm and it feels goood ohh yeah when i masturbate i get really excited

by vaginal fluid November 11, 2006

masterbait

a girl that has a certain appearance (aka smokin hott), that you're probably going to think about later when you whack off

who saw that girl with the acb? the one with the white pants and black thong, shes definitely masterbait.

Bob's mom just got a new boob job, talk about masterbait, she can bake me cookies anytime.

by Ryan..the kid January 11, 2009

masturbarto

one who engages in the severe act of holding the sausage hostage,YO!Formally known as choking the chode, beating the mince and also attending to the needs of the bung fritz.

That chap seems to have a serious case thy masturbarto....most likely from a lack of crumpets

by le-crumperto October 14, 2006

Masturbate

to pleasure yourself with your penis and your hand.

Note to self: dont masturbate when your pointing to your eyes.

by awefjawoijge June 1, 2003

strait anal masturbater

A guy that is strait and likes to masturbate analy.

It turns out that mike is a strait anal masturbater.

by Blake Cowshiter August 17, 2006