marty island

the greatest corner to ever touch a field. also will fuck your bitch

damn is that draco darian , nah its marty island

by anonymous August 24, 2021

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Marty Day

Leaving early from work the day before a vacation starts.

Or

Leaving Early on a Friday to start your weekend

Marty Day

I’m going to take a Marty Day tomorrow.

by 247 JAK November 18, 2023

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Marty

A cat person.

Have you seen him? He must be playing with the cats. Sounds like Marty!

by Ssssss01 November 22, 2021

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Marty's Man Catcher

A device used to catch men by the dick, usually chopping it off. Sold at the pawn shop seen in the Jackbox Party Pack game, Junktopia.

Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200."
Max: "What does it do?"
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200 :)"

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

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A stereotype for a rotund Jewish male who is extremely hairy. This man is often described as looking precisely like anti Jewish ww2 propaganda. Often with a very pointed long nose, and a background in either it, law, finance, or medicine such as podiatry. This man can speak with a mild to strong New York accent, and most likely has an average length penis with an extremely rotund girth that matches his physique. When walking this man tends to waddle, girating back and forth. This man could often be described as highly intelligent and charismatic, often weaseling his way into high level positions with his prowess, unfortunately this man looks like the human embodiment of a mole, and has the back hair to show for it.

Yo Brody you look like a total Marty Grossman.

Oyyy Veyy oh chutzpah the s&p is a total bear right now!

by Ritards Future Father October 7, 2025

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