Malia: "Hey can you call a luber we gotta head out"
Habib: "Yeah sure... Looks like Uber is way cheaper right now"
Malia: "Ok great!"
Habib: "Yeah sure... Looks like Uber is way cheaper right now"
Malia: "Ok great!"
by jqdoozy March 6, 2017
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ONLY homosexuals refer to it as "anal lube".
It doesn't matter how wet or dry a female is, K-Y Jelly always makes sex better. Even when just masturbating alone, whether you're male or female.
Mainly used when you don't have time or tired of "foreplay".
K-Y Jelly makes sex better. YES! Females eventually dry up no matter how wet they are and need that EXTRA moisture to keep sex painless. ONLY if you're able to go the distance and not blowing your load like a 20 year old clueless goober who thinks he knows everything about sex, you may have to use so called LUBE!
Period. Just don't forget to pull out. Unless you're wearing a condom.
ONLY homosexuals refer to it as "anal lube".
It doesn't matter how wet or dry a female is, K-Y Jelly always makes sex better. Even when just masturbating alone, whether you're male or female.
Mainly used when you don't have time or tired of "foreplay".
K-Y Jelly makes sex better. YES! Females eventually dry up no matter how wet they are and need that EXTRA moisture to keep sex painless. ONLY if you're able to go the distance and not blowing your load like a 20 year old clueless goober who thinks he knows everything about sex, you may have to use so called LUBE!
Period. Just don't forget to pull out. Unless you're wearing a condom.
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When LUE was at its peak, the concept of board invasions, highly offensive messages and material flying around, and incredibly immature people running rampant online was all new and seemed bizarre and deliciously demented.
Unfortunately this thirst for attention and to shock was the LUEsers downfall. Due to steriluezation, there can be no new members since at least 2002, and so LUEsers are now a dying breed. Sometimes some of them post topics reminiscent of the LUE of old, but they all know that it can never be like before.
Once someone paid $300 for a LUEable account on ebay.
When LUE was at its peak, the concept of board invasions, highly offensive messages and material flying around, and incredibly immature people running rampant online was all new and seemed bizarre and deliciously demented.
Unfortunately this thirst for attention and to shock was the LUEsers downfall. Due to steriluezation, there can be no new members since at least 2002, and so LUEsers are now a dying breed. Sometimes some of them post topics reminiscent of the LUE of old, but they all know that it can never be like before.
Once someone paid $300 for a LUEable account on ebay.
<Poster 1> So that's why in my opinion the big bang theory is far from irrefutable.
<Poster 2> I prefer the GANG BANG THEORY myself lol. *posts obscene ascii art*
<Poster 3> Who the hell was that guy? o_O
<Poster 1> Probably some LUEser, nevermind.
<Poster 2> I prefer the GANG BANG THEORY myself lol. *posts obscene ascii art*
<Poster 3> Who the hell was that guy? o_O
<Poster 1> Probably some LUEser, nevermind.
by Mr. Zed October 26, 2007
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