I'd rather sell knife sets door-to-door than become a lot loser, I don't care how much money they say you can make in a fancy dealership.
by usmcBTC April 07, 2016
When all players are aligned in a circle and they play footbag (hacky-sack), a loser lunge occurs when a player kicks the footbag into the middle, without a definite player as the target. What ensues is that one or more players will try to lunge for the hacky sack in the middle and usually miss. All the players that lunged for it and missed will have done a loser lunge.
Ryan is famous for his loser lunges.
Don't just kick the footbag randomly, or else it will go to the middle and someone will do a loser lunge.
Don't just kick the footbag randomly, or else it will go to the middle and someone will do a loser lunge.
by Stephen Ting July 24, 2006
the parking lot, or section of parking lot, that is farthest away from the driver's place of employment or other (for example: shopping) destination
the loser lot is where you park when all the good, aka close, spots have been taken
the loser lot is where you park when all the good, aka close, spots have been taken
Employee: The worst part about being late for work was parking in the loser lot. I had to walk, like, a mile from my car to get to the building.
Shopper: Damn, this mall is crowded; No wonder we had to park in the loser lot!
Shopper: Damn, this mall is crowded; No wonder we had to park in the loser lot!
by creaternity May 16, 2006
An individual who resorts to the online game, World of Warcraft, for social interaction. Normally a male, overweight, and generally unattractive, this person makes awkward sexual advances on anyone they catch wind of being a female in an effort to fulfill pathetic fantasies that they never dare in real life. Believing themselves to be witty with lame sarcastic humor, they unsuccessfully pose as someone of any sort of likability. In truth, their delusion of grandeur shields them from the truth in that they are in fact a huge tool. Usually a whiny bitch because of this delusion of grandeur, they believe they are owed something they clearly do not deserve. Eventually, this person will find themselves alone and wondering what happened with their life.
by Tajackamo October 21, 2008
It's so ironic how Rational Truth calls himself "rational" and what he says the "truth," yet he spreads nothing but lies and misinformation about atheists and devotes his life to writing definitions of words on here that, in some way or the other, completely flame, insult, and trash atheists. Man, what a life :) He says that most atheists are "atheist losers" without even taking into account what a "theist loser" he is making out of himself.
by TheAntithesis to Stupidity July 04, 2016
A term for a business establishment that allows people to smoke inside, like a bar in a state where that is still legal. This could also be a hotel that still has smoking rooms or a gas station or stop-and-rob mini mart where losers are allowed to light up. A loser friendly establishment smells like cigarettes, so normal people will not want to be in there.
by chuckybubbles November 23, 2011