What's Cracka Lacking

The Ghetto's way of saying whats up.

Girl 1: What's Cracka Lacking
Boy 1: Not Much Sweet Stuff

by Big Mosey April 14, 2020

Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?

Dude, Why are you here? Go to bed. If you have reached this point, abandon all hope.

Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?

by B R R R R R R R April 25, 2022

John Lockin' it

When one pretends that his or her legs don't work. This syndrome often comes on without any warning, causing the person to lose control of their legs and collapse immediately. The legs then become dead weight which must be dragged around until they regain life.

This was first documented in the TV series LOST, in which John Locke lost feeling in his legs and would suddenly collapse while walking.

Kyle: OMG, did you see Sarah collapse when she tried to stand up?

Katie: Yeah, at first I thought she was paralyzed but then I realized she was probably just John Lockin' it.

by MyLegsDontWork May 4, 2010

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.

Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

by vinylmatt August 28, 2005

Stop looking at me

A phrase of pure paranoia. Usually said when you look at someone because you thought that they were looking at you (out of paranoia) and the non-looker says "Stop looking at me" (out of paranoia) who was probably actually looking at you all along making sure that no one looked at them (out of paranoia). A person saying "Stop looking at me" is almost always fibbing, and usually wants you to look at them more. I mean, if they were not looking at you then how could they know that you were looking at them, right?

Girl 999: Stop looking at me!
Boy 1: Bitch, I look where I please.

Guy 1: *better make sure Guy 2 is not looking at me*
-=guy one looks at guy two=-
Guy 2: Stop looking at me.

by The Man That Never Was January 9, 2011

Ass Licking

Obviously when you lick someone's ass.

Person 1 "Man, she's hott! Gots a nice ass too. I wanna lick it. :)"

Person 2 "I bet you would enjoy Ass Licking, you pervert."

by AssLicker1995 June 29, 2010

looking glass

Mirror or reflective medium

Reflected reality in a looking glass is not unlike virtual reality in cyber space.

by Hercolena Oliver March 23, 2009