slippery lizard

Friend: you know what a slippery lizard is?

Me: no. *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Friend;*does an evil laugh while I am being scared for life*
by Bick Cox February 03, 2022
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misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011
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booty lizard

A slithery woman who wishes to steal the souls of good men through the power of her nice ass! A ghetto succubus!
Watch out Jerry that girls a a straight booty lizard, she'll get ya!
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Lizard Folk

Lizard Folk are creatures from a strange and distant planet whose aim is the overthrow and domination of earth.
They attempt(unsuccessfully) to pass unnoticed as human beings.
Lizard Folk may be recognized by the reptile-like formation of their mouth parts, which may be due, in part, to surgery.
The Olsen twins are examples of Reptile-Folk. They have amassed a large fortune by the simple expedient of selling shoddy goods to an unsuspecting public. Surprisingly, they court publicity, even as they attempt to remain anonymous.
Among other known Lizard Folk are: Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel, Bruce Jenner, Mickey Rourke, and Kenny Rogers.
by Curt Manners June 30, 2011
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lizard sandals

the focal point of the greatest victory story mankind has ever heard. so sayeth the slothman
dude that story had the lizard sandals
by That Slothman August 07, 2010
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Lot Lizard

a male or female whore who posts up at truckstops to offer sex for money or smoke drugs in the truck stop bathrooms
“ That Sapp Bros always has a lot lizard smoking meth in the bathroom “
by bingbongfukyalife April 25, 2022
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