Friend: you know what a slippery lizard is?
Me: no. *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Friend;*does an evil laugh while I am being scared for life*
Me: no. *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Friend;*does an evil laugh while I am being scared for life*
by Bick Cox February 03, 2022
Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.
Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011
A slithery woman who wishes to steal the souls of good men through the power of her nice ass! A ghetto succubus!
by Smashin ass with class 85 May 10, 2018
by Lizard Squading March 26, 2015
Lizard Folk are creatures from a strange and distant planet whose aim is the overthrow and domination of earth.
They attempt(unsuccessfully) to pass unnoticed as human beings.
Lizard Folk may be recognized by the reptile-like formation of their mouth parts, which may be due, in part, to surgery.
The Olsen twins are examples of Reptile-Folk. They have amassed a large fortune by the simple expedient of selling shoddy goods to an unsuspecting public. Surprisingly, they court publicity, even as they attempt to remain anonymous.
They attempt(unsuccessfully) to pass unnoticed as human beings.
Lizard Folk may be recognized by the reptile-like formation of their mouth parts, which may be due, in part, to surgery.
The Olsen twins are examples of Reptile-Folk. They have amassed a large fortune by the simple expedient of selling shoddy goods to an unsuspecting public. Surprisingly, they court publicity, even as they attempt to remain anonymous.
Among other known Lizard Folk are: Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel, Bruce Jenner, Mickey Rourke, and Kenny Rogers.
by Curt Manners June 30, 2011
by That Slothman August 07, 2010
a male or female whore who posts up at truckstops to offer sex for money or smoke drugs in the truck stop bathrooms
by bingbongfukyalife April 25, 2022