Sex Lizard

Someone who is incredibly sexy and is often a real sweetheart but is in general a big horndog and reminds you of characters such as Randal from monsters inc. or Goob from meet the Robinson's while being hot at the same time. Not to be confused with a sex goblin.

Often named Audrey. Usually gay, or at least from New England.

Stacy-"Who's that gorgeous girl standing shrouded in darkness in the corner of the room over there?"
Sally- "Thats Audrey, you should talk to her but watch out she's a sex lizard"

Eliot *sobbing quietly smoking a gay spliff*

by YouWinThisRoundDavidLazzano August 18, 2019

misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011

The Fancy Lizard

homosexual... eww /j hes a furry.....

the fancy lizard is gay..

by BURRLT01 March 18, 2023

praise lizard

someone who "basks" in the praise of others (like a lizard)

Andrew: "sup, fuckers! check this new cut!"
Mark: "fuck off, Andrew. quit being such a praise lizard!"
Felix "Lix" Fassbender: "yeah!"

by praiselizard May 20, 2017

The Wind Lizard

The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.

Praise the Wind Lizard!

by PTWL November 14, 2018

Lot Lizard

a male or female whore who posts up at truckstops to offer sex for money or smoke drugs in the truck stop bathrooms

“ That Sapp Bros always has a lot lizard smoking meth in the bathroom “

by bingbongfukyalife April 24, 2022

lizard sandals

the focal point of the greatest victory story mankind has ever heard. so sayeth the slothman

dude that story had the lizard sandals

by That Slothman August 7, 2010