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Lizard Wrestle

Often played by men at sports socials, the lizard wrestle or lizard fight consists of two naked men on their knees facing each other with a belt binding them at the neck. The winner must pull their opponent across a line. Gin drinking is optional but recommended.
That lizard wrestle last night was hilarious; the sound of his cock hitting his stomach rang through the corridors.
by Queefmaster February 24, 2020
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Lizard Folk

Lizard Folk are creatures from a strange and distant planet whose aim is the overthrow and domination of earth.
They attempt(unsuccessfully) to pass unnoticed as human beings.
Lizard Folk may be recognized by the reptile-like formation of their mouth parts, which may be due, in part, to surgery.
The Olsen twins are examples of Reptile-Folk. They have amassed a large fortune by the simple expedient of selling shoddy goods to an unsuspecting public. Surprisingly, they court publicity, even as they attempt to remain anonymous.
Among other known Lizard Folk are: Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel, Bruce Jenner, Mickey Rourke, and Kenny Rogers.
by Curt Manners July 1, 2011
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lizard boy

A kid named jovan fowlers he’s scaled like a damn lizard.But he does act like an autistic monkey sometimes and he’s very gay.
anthony-“who’s that kid that looks like a lizard

Gavin-i think his name is jovan he looks like a lizard boy
by divan556 June 17, 2022
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The Wind Lizard

The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.
by PTWL November 14, 2018
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praise lizard

someone who "basks" in the praise of others (like a lizard)
Andrew: "sup, fuckers! check this new cut!"
Mark: "fuck off, Andrew. quit being such a praise lizard!"
Felix "Lix" Fassbender: "yeah!"
by praiselizard May 20, 2017
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Lot Lizard

a male or female whore who posts up at truckstops to offer sex for money or smoke drugs in the truck stop bathrooms
“ That Sapp Bros always has a lot lizard smoking meth in the bathroom
by bingbongfukyalife April 24, 2022
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Slot Lizard

Similar to the lot lizard this creature lies and waits in casinos playing slots endlessly, until the spot a John.
Did you see that girl playing the wheel of fortune slot machine? Yeah steer clear I think she is a slot lizard.
by A gentleman from nantucket October 28, 2018
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