by Drainage94 March 9, 2017
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Did you see that girl playing the wheel of fortune slot machine? Yeah steer clear I think she is a slot lizard.
by A gentleman from nantucket October 28, 2018
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Get the Lizard on a chair mug.The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.
by PTWL November 14, 2018
Get the The Wind Lizard mug.A kid named jovan fowlers he’s scaled like a damn lizard.But he does act like an autistic monkey sometimes and he’s very gay.
anthony-“who’s that kid that looks like a lizard
Gavin-i think his name is jovan he looks like a lizard boy
Gavin-i think his name is jovan he looks like a lizard boy
by divan556 June 17, 2022
Get the lizard boy mug.Often played by men at sports socials, the lizard wrestle or lizard fight consists of two naked men on their knees facing each other with a belt binding them at the neck. The winner must pull their opponent across a line. Gin drinking is optional but recommended.
That lizard wrestle last night was hilarious; the sound of his cock hitting his stomach rang through the corridors.
by Queefmaster February 24, 2020
Get the Lizard Wrestle mug.Lizard Folk are creatures from a strange and distant planet whose aim is the overthrow and domination of earth.
They attempt(unsuccessfully) to pass unnoticed as human beings.
Lizard Folk may be recognized by the reptile-like formation of their mouth parts, which may be due, in part, to surgery.
The Olsen twins are examples of Reptile-Folk. They have amassed a large fortune by the simple expedient of selling shoddy goods to an unsuspecting public. Surprisingly, they court publicity, even as they attempt to remain anonymous.
They attempt(unsuccessfully) to pass unnoticed as human beings.
Lizard Folk may be recognized by the reptile-like formation of their mouth parts, which may be due, in part, to surgery.
The Olsen twins are examples of Reptile-Folk. They have amassed a large fortune by the simple expedient of selling shoddy goods to an unsuspecting public. Surprisingly, they court publicity, even as they attempt to remain anonymous.
Among other known Lizard Folk are: Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel, Bruce Jenner, Mickey Rourke, and Kenny Rogers.
by Curt Manners July 1, 2011
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