noun • a manner of reference to a characteristically vitriolic bitch who is either possessive of the predisposition to, or who has previously undertaken the action of removing the male phallic organ, usually subsequent to becoming enraged and overcome by her own flippant and ungainly emotions, to the point of performing such a heinous and vengeful act. Furthermore, such dismemberment is usually accomplished via the utilization of a sharp object, or potentially one that is comparatively duller if the perpetrator desires for a more lengthy and torturous removal and later thrown into adjacent vegetation and/or woods in order to secure difficulty in locating the separated life-giving essence of the human race.
Also see peter eskeeter
Also see peter eskeeter
Anthony: Awww shucks, that lumber liquidator Maggie done got me, looks like imma be stuck without my ween. Guess I’ll get back to sitting on my ass. Ueh ueh ueh
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 January 11, 2020
Get the lumber liquidatormug. When someone can go from being very smart to very stupid in a short period of time, and then back again.
"Planes utilise wind patterns to maximise their fuel efficiency and minimise travel time"
"But if they left the atmosphere they wouldn't have gravity to contend with either"
"I don't think planes have to worry about gravity, I mean they're in the air"
"Daaaamn, you have a liquid iq"
"But if they left the atmosphere they wouldn't have gravity to contend with either"
"I don't think planes have to worry about gravity, I mean they're in the air"
"Daaaamn, you have a liquid iq"
by jeremy_esquire January 11, 2020
Get the liquid iqmug. when a girl cant dump a guy even after he has cheated on her multiple times because she lost her virginity to him.
by baseballl playa March 20, 2010
Get the liquid bondmug. The shits. Intense serious squirts like Niagara Falls coming out of your ass. What Terry gets when she eats at Chipotle.
Dude, did you hear about Terry? She had a case of liquid sadness while in traffic the other day. She ruined her pants.
by JS-Shitter April 8, 2016
Get the Liquid Sadnessmug. by juukbox April 5, 2011
Get the Liquid Goldmug. All the substance embodied by the incredibly full, round flavor of the nuttiest seed. The flavor explosion that overwhelms your mouth, encompasses your tongue and sticks to all that it touches. Especially enjoyed by my dog.
by P3NTH0US3 September 13, 2019
Get the liquid nutmug. When you've eaten something that has totally fucked up your stomach.
Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid
Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid
by Milo_Slayr March 28, 2016
Get the ass liquidmug.