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ligma kok

the woman who watched her husband die bc he put tampons in his nose to stop his snoring
“I found my husband dead with tampons in his nose. Now I do OnlyFans. My name is Ligma Kok and one morning I decided to do some cleaning because it was a mess. As I was tidying up, I found a box of tampons on the table. I was confused because these were the heavy flow and I do not have a heavy flow. It was very suspicious. I decided to investigate. Quietly, I started checking all of the rooms until I got to me and my husband’s bedroom. There, I saw my husband Sukma sleeping. I slowly approached him because I did not want to disturb his sleep. But suddenly, I noticed he was sleeping with tampons in his nose. I couldn’t help but laugh. I took a picture of Sukma so I could make fun of him when he woke up, but realized he wasn’t breathing. I checked his pulse. Nothing. I called the ambulance and they pronounced him dead on the scene. I loved my husband dearly. He was a provider and a great husband. Since his death, I have been struggling to pay the bills. So I did what every rational woman would do. So I started an OnlyFans. Now I make $50,000 a month and live in a mansion with my new boyfriend Chad.” -Ligma Kok
by epiccatpiss69 July 2, 2023
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Roblox Ligma

A new type of ligma, a rare diseise that killed ninja, a popular fortnite streamer.
many robloxians will die of roblox ligma
by DIG BICK BOIII December 2, 2018
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Ligma Ball

Referring to Ligma Balls.
Ninja died from ligma ball.
by djaks May 17, 2022
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Ligma Balls

All you need to know is deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts
I Have A Desize Called Ligma, LIGMA BALLS HA GOTTEMMMMMMM
by Jack22222222222222222222 March 29, 2022
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Ligma

Ligma -

A form of word play to get a person to say Lick My Balls
"Ninja died of Ligma"

"Really"

"Ligma My Balls!"
by subscribe to thatboirice July 23, 2018
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Ligma balls

A Deasise that fortnite streamers carry which was the cause of death of Fortnite streamer Known as “Ninja”
Ligma balls is a deasiese
by Filip Beresnev July 27, 2018
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Ligma nuts

Same thing as ligma balls. Ligma is a serious disease that kills people but is very rare.
Person 1 - Did you hear that Ninja died by Ligma?
Person 2 - No.
Person 1 - LIGMA NUTS/BALLS.

BUT SERIOUSLY LIGMA IS A DANGEROUS DISEASE.
by Rip Ninja July 23, 2018
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