The frontman of the Beets, brilliant song writer and musical Jesus. Decieved by the succubus Yoko Onion. He is bigger than Jesus and greater than you. Bow down.
by MemesForSand January 3, 2017
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Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.
"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."
by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019
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by tdavies and adub September 15, 2009
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lemon tart = smart
lemon tart = smart
Example 1
"Don't get lemon with me son, or I'll take you outside and cut you open"
Example 2
Dumb arse gooner hater ain't so lemon now!
"Don't get lemon with me son, or I'll take you outside and cut you open"
Example 2
Dumb arse gooner hater ain't so lemon now!
by apositivenuisance August 14, 2009
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Tradie 1: Fuck me, whens smoke-o?
Tradie 2: We'll grab a snag from bunnings on the way, dont worry mate
Tradie 1: Can't have a lemon squash at bunnings though mate
Tradie 2: A bit early for a lemon squash dont you think?
Tradie 1: Dunno what you're talkin about, i started at 20 to 8 this mornin.
Tradie 2: We'll grab a snag from bunnings on the way, dont worry mate
Tradie 1: Can't have a lemon squash at bunnings though mate
Tradie 2: A bit early for a lemon squash dont you think?
Tradie 1: Dunno what you're talkin about, i started at 20 to 8 this mornin.
by fcknbobfrank October 25, 2018
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