lagtard

One whose computer has slowed to unusable speeds while doing something important.

One whose computer is frozen/crashed while doing something important.

One whose brain functions slower than a retard.

One who lost every event at the special olympics.

Unknown Soldier is a lagtard.

Ryan's voice sounds like a robot, he's such a fucking lagtard.

by tator January 7, 2004

lamar

thristy ass nigga.
more than a lame

look at dusty buddy thirsty ass, that nigga is a lamar.

by the infamous chocolate October 14, 2003

Lamar

Huge, absolutely massively enormous out of proportion Jew boy on the planet

"Hey can I bum a smoke?"

Nah I only have 12 left.

LOL, fkn LAMAR

"Hey, you still owe two hundred bucks dude!"

"No I don't dude!, I paid you back!"

LAMAR!

"Hey dude! I am down the street from your house and I need a ride 5 blocks down.. can you come scoop me?"

"Nah sorry I only have a half a tank of gas left.."

......... *sigh* >.. lamar ..

by GIMMENUT January 19, 2012

labarge.

A female of the human species who speaks with excitement and happiness most of the time. Doesn't care what others think about her and always likes to have fun.

Yes, that is true. She is very labarge.

by mynameisme June 2, 2008

Lamar Middle School

a school raising future man children who are destined to live in there parents basement playing fortnite and singing brodway songs. Occasionally children get to skip the brutal classes that they have to attend to stand outside and watch some cheerleaders shake there pom poms, the band beat there drums, and the volleyball girls wear spandex shorter than the loud girls attention span.Practically every boy at Lamar is gay, but who wouldn’t be at a fine arts school

See that gay kid over there he is such a Lamar middle school kid

by Zeifmaster2 October 21, 2019

Lamarcus

A person who is unloyal and talks to other bitches while having many hoes. Lamarcus is also very goofy

Person 1: omg is that lamarcus⁉️
Person 2: ain’t no way and that the dude who talks to multiple bitches at the same time
Person 1: ahahahah lamarcus is so un loyal and goofy

by Just a secret admirer April 15, 2022

Lamar

This is a slang term used for Geoff.

Lamar got slapped like a bitch!

by Jamaal October 12, 2004