ladoop

The act of spooning a dead child at midday.

EX. Yo Brian, I totally Ladooped that child in the graveyard yesterday during the school trip.

by FullOfRegrets October 11, 2022

Laptop

The tip of a cock when someone is sitting down.

"Did you hear about Hunter Biden's laptop?"

by Lil'ith Rose December 30, 2022

Laptop

Its a computer device that is portable and replaced the desktop computer many years ago. Especially popular for gaming, work and internet search and use.

Who ever invented the name laptop ruined in person sex and bras lingeri for me from about the year 2011

by Patrick the Starfish001 January 3, 2023

Laptop u

When a female goes under a desk while your on the computer and starts performing oral sex on a man.

As Daniel was doing his homework assignment on his computer, Marisa surprised him with some laptop u..

by Daniel Hurley January 27, 2023

lapoip

Lapoip

Lapoip

by poop influencer September 15, 2023

Laptop

Something you do you to random homework on

Im using my laptop to do crappy homework

by My_Life_Is_A_Lie December 20, 2023

laptop

a place where boomers complain about drugs and robots taking over

the fuckin laptop is about to explode!!!!

by ..whr May 1, 2024