Michael Lang

A Michael Lang is usually a person who enjoys eating ass and doing dumb stunts. A Michael Lang also enjoys having sex anywhere he can, usually somewhere crazy and unheard of like the kicthen counter. He also likes to brag about how large his penis is and shows it off to everyone by sending them videos of his weener

Guy1. Hey did you see michael lang last night?
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop

by purplenurple420 February 4, 2019

tyler lang

A ugly boy who looks like a weasel

Ewww who is that? Oh. That's Tyler Lang. The weasel one? Yasss

by Galaxy_rito March 8, 2017

Jasper De Lange

Een randdebiel / flapdrol / oetlul / hansworst

Die jongen is een echte Jasper De Lange, ocharme.

by Jappiejaap May 30, 2020

lang dangly

Longer word for 'lanky'

Izzy: Mackenzie and her... Lang Dangly ass boyfriend

by HelloItsEko May 19, 2021

Lang Belta

Language spoken by the Belters in The Expanse

Lang Belta words include beltalowda and kaka felota

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 25, 2022

Lang

A long person that’s lame as hell

Boy you bout lang as hell! -@1primeatl

by PrimeAtl April 23, 2022

juul vs lang

Doctors site Juul Vs. Lang as one of the leading factors as to why many men and women have micropenises, and therefore suicide rates skyrocket.

Juul Vs Lang is for retards

by JVL sucks March 28, 2019