llama licker

A person who likes to lick llamas.

Edwin's a damn llama licker, he licked that llama all night long.

by Jay Byrd the talking noodle December 27, 2007

llama drama

Pre-bedtime drama carried out by a toddler or preschooler who is seeking any and all excuses to stay awake. Inspired by the children's bedtime story "Llama Llama Red Pajama".

I can't watch American Idol right now - Madison won't go to sleep. It's llama drama time.

by aspeth_ January 28, 2012

llama fool

the lowest of the lows

that nasty girl is a llama fool!

by Ernie MacMillian May 13, 2005

llama ride

A car ride in which teenage stoners smoke massive amounts of marijuana.

yo dude, want to go on a llama ride?

by wallawallaa December 3, 2010

llama toe

Llama toe is a pain in your foot that comes from doing calf raises. Llama toe can also come from doing other weightlifting exercises. Do not mistake the week long pain as a stress fracture.

Person 1 - I've come up with a bad case of llama toe.
Person 2 - You sure it isn't a stress fracture?

Person 1 - Look at that chick she has some serious llama toe.
Person 2 - How would you know?
Person 1 - Because she told me.

by Randy June 30, 2005

Llama Daddy

A guy who demonstrates exceptional abilities in the art of giving a girl oral sex (see Llamas).

This title is only earned after receiving numerous compliments on their Llama-giving abilities.

"Mmm...baby you gave me the best Llama ever before you left. You're my Llama Daddy!"

"Girl, put yo' pants back on! I ain't yo' Llama Daddy!"

"Sorry, I'm already someone else's Llama Daddy. :/"

by Cotton Hoe's Llama Daddy February 4, 2010

llama humper

A person who likes humping very hairy people/creatures.

Did you see her on pay per view with Big Foot? She's such a llama humper.

by Valkyrie February 29, 2004