The list of the most holy people of all, #1 God, #2 Chuck Norris, #3 Jesus, #4 Will Smith, #5 Tom Hanks
Man asks other man "Why is Chuck Norris second on the Holy List?"
Other man answers "He is so holy he let God be first out of generousity."
Man replies "Oh, that makes sense."
Other man answers "He is so holy he let God be first out of generousity."
Man replies "Oh, that makes sense."
by That Guy With Tha Face September 21, 2009
Get the The Holy Listmug. A list of people that, if you could, you would slap for doing or saying something stupid, shady, unrealistic, or being unnecessarily dramatic.
My boss waited until the last minute to give me a project and now wants me to cancel my trip. He is now number 1 on my slap list.
Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.
More commonly used as "the list".
Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.
More commonly used as "the list".
by Puffy Art December 18, 2013
Get the Slap Listmug. My buddies and I got together one Sunday afternoon to watch the local football game and to have Dinnlers List around 17:00 hours.
by Takeiteash September 20, 2014
Get the Dinnlers Listmug. A list of things that a person of a certain age is to old for. Named after Murtough from the Lethal Weapon movies who keeps saying, "I'm getting to old for this stuff." Also this list is made famous by the T.V. show 'How I Met Your Mother'.
Nic: "So I just got done throwing water balloons from the top of the building."
Tyler: "Dude, we're getting to old for that."
Nic: "What do you mean?"
Tyler: "I think it needs to go on the Murtough List."
Tyler: "Dude, we're getting to old for that."
Nic: "What do you mean?"
Tyler: "I think it needs to go on the Murtough List."
by NicholasAce July 19, 2012
Get the Murtough Listmug. I miss her,so I made an "exflaw list": she was always late, had no tits, no cum in mouth, c section scar, snored like a tractor etc...
by gregory trayne October 27, 2008
Get the exflaw listmug. A list of people to kill on sight. Used in competitive games when you're bored and just wanna kill some dudes who got clowned on by you, your friends, or some other random who gave you the list a while back.
by Camreeamreeyan July 6, 2022
Get the KoS Listmug. The opposite of a "To-Do List", and isn't literally a list, but just an expression. Normally used when a friend/collleague/person says something that you should do/get and don't agree with. First appeared on the G4 TV Show "Code Monkeys".
Friend: "Hey, you should get that thing for that."
You: "I'm going to put that on my "To-Don't List"."
You: "I'm going to put that on my "To-Don't List"."
by Blinkovision July 28, 2011
Get the To-Don't Listmug.