cunt list

An ordinary list containing extraordinary people who have either wronged you, undercut you, back stabbed you, blamed you to the point that you reward them by allowing them hononary induction onto your cunt list.

This guy at work keeps a mental list of all the people that have pissed him off. He calls it his cunt list.

by Nitro_Pedro May 6, 2018

tit list

A “hit list” of tits you wanna see.

Bro1: “Bro she has much boobs.”

Bro2: “Oh yea, definitely on my tit list.”

by PunnyHumor March 21, 2019

Foreplay List

A playlist of specific songs individually selected for foreplay before having intercourse.

Hey man, her panties dropped when she heard my foreplay list.

by Lavid Lguyen January 12, 2018

The Holy List

The list of the most holy people of all, #1 God, #2 Chuck Norris, #3 Jesus, #4 Will Smith, #5 Tom Hanks

Man asks other man "Why is Chuck Norris second on the Holy List?"
Other man answers "He is so holy he let God be first out of generousity."
Man replies "Oh, that makes sense."

by That Guy With Tha Face September 21, 2009

exflaw list

Making a list of the flaws of an ex who dumped you to raise your spirits in an otherwise sad time.

I miss her,so I made an "exflaw list": she was always late, had no tits, no cum in mouth, c section scar, snored like a tractor etc...

by gregory trayne October 27, 2008

List Paralysis

The phenomenon that occurs when you become so overwhelmed by the sheer amount of items on your "to do" list that you can't function and nothing gets done.

"I have SO much on my 'to do' list that I have list paralysis! I don't know what item I should work on first."

by CJackson May 1, 2014

Mike's List

An email you receive at 10PM from a co-worker that just went on vacation that contains a list of items he failed to fix over the last month.

Jesus, I just got Mike's List and now I have to head to Blomkin to fix a PC that's been down for 3 weeks.

by Jotok November 21, 2010