Lion’s Snout

When a man’s pubic hair is so jungle that when you look at it from the front with his weiner hanging under it, it looks just like a Lion Snout.

I dropped to my knees and looked at his hairy junk before swallowing my fears and going in for a kiss on that Lion’s Snout.

by BluLaura August 3, 2024

Lion Country Safari

Lion Country Safari is a Drive-Thru Zoological Reserve and Amusement Park located in West Palm Beach, Florida. It used to have other locations in Kings Dominion and Irvine California. However, those shut down decades ago.

Jim: Hey, want to go see some Ostriches at Lion Country Safari later?

Jam: Sure!

by Funky Games January 27, 2024

Lion King Porn

A Type Of Art Based On The 1994 Disney Film, “The Lion King.” It Is A Piece Of S***.

“Billy, Atleast I Don’t Make Lion King Porn Like You. Thats Why Your Dad Left.”

by lemons and balls November 29, 2023

lion pizza chicken

mishearing of “lying piece of shit king”
king, referring to loveandlight

“Im a lion pizza chicken!”
“SAY IT AGAIN”
“IM A LION PIZZA CHICKEN

by chickenlova February 10, 2024

Lion Zauberman

A type of person that is probably very cool
and he is lion

youre a lion zauberman!

by adssssssssssssssssssss April 26, 2024

Lion's Tail

When you leave a little bit of shit on the rear of the toilet seat after you get up.

Damn. I just took a shit and left a lion's tail in the restroom. Oh well!

by MdstandsforMYDICK May 29, 2024

Lion Cheetah

Tiger Woods.

If that boy took on a wife and seventeen mistresses just because he wanted to play all eighteen holes?
He be a Lion Cheetah.

by bitchuck December 30, 2024