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punk rock last name

A "stage name", if you will. The rockers usually use this so that fans everywhere will know them by something a bit more catchy than their real names.
Mike Dirnt. His real name is Mike Pritchard, but Dirnt is a name you will remember more easily. So, Dirnt is his "punk rock last name."
by :::James Bond::: September 21, 2005
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Lastered

The art of excess drinking, normally resulting in a blackout, that has you so plastered you drop the P.
Person 1: "Hey, remember when John drank eleven beers in 40 minutes and ended up face down in the front yard the other night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man! He was so Lastered."
by ABCritt November 7, 2011
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Last Chance Undies

Your last pair of clean underwear, reminding you that this is your last chance to wear any unless you get your laundry done; that pair of ugly old underwear that you reserve for an emergency.
Dude, I gotta do laundry today, I've got my last chance undies on!
by breezy-licious July 17, 2011
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lastmeasure

A virus program created by the GNAA which rapidly creates windows of shock images and plays a loud sound clip of a guy saying "HEY EVERYONE, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" Often used against noobs on forums. Examples of links to lastmeasure: doom3.zoy.org, halflife2.zoy.org, freeipods.zoy.org, <any word>.on.nimp.org, www.music-piracy.org/mp3s, wop.xytmnd.com. WARNING: DO NOT GO TO THOSE LINKS!
noob: hay guyz how do i maek a new thred
Regular: (disguises a lastmeasure link as a link to a "help" topic)
noob: WTF U GAVE ME A VIRUS U FGT
by fffffffffff February 12, 2007
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last biscuit bandit

One who eats all of something except for a small remaining amount, so they aren't blamed for eating it all.
"WHO ATE ALL THE BISCUITS?"
"Don't look at me I saw George here eat the last one".
by Alpaca Lenny February 6, 2005
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last year's model

Tom and Jill are at the grocery store when Tom's ex-girlfriend Brady shows up:

-Hi Tom! How are you doing?
-I'm fine, thank you! Brady, this is my girlfriend Jill.
-Hi Jill! I'm Brady, last year's model.
<ensuing awkwardness>
by fabianb February 14, 2010
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Last Surprise

You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
by Shæpulßky January 28, 2021
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