Chili’s Lava Cake

When an fat African American woman shits on your penis during sexual intercourse.
I heard Colin got a Chili’s Lava Cake last night from the black stripper he took home.
by Urboipickle April 30, 2022
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Hot lava bath

Peeing on your man during sex while on your period
“Hey babe, give me a hot lava bath tonight”
by Methkitten June 07, 2020
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Hungarian lava cake

When you cum inside a girls pussy, then eat her out.
I came inside the had a Hungarian lava cake for dinner.
by Austin Harwood September 07, 2020
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Shitter than Lava

A situation where something truly bad happens, and the only way to articulate this - is to liken it to falling in the lava, when playing Mario Kart.
Mate, I heard about some dude crashing into your car. That's shitter than lava.
by Kevlagu June 07, 2010
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New Zealand Lava Lamp

The act of taking a lava lamp and inserting in your partners pooper for 5 minutes then taking your dick and suplexing your partners great grandmaw while she is buried in the ground and then run naked to the nearest highway and do the stanky leg befofe getting hit by a 18 wheeler.
Dude, I totally gave this one nigger a New Zealand Lava Lamp and I survived.
by The Fookin Champ August 06, 2010
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the king of hot lava

Someone who excels at everything. The best. Taken from the common childrens game wherein you jump around trying not to touch the ground (hot lava).
Damn...marshal just kicked chuck norris ass. He is the king of hot lava
by nulerasi1 December 05, 2010
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Miro$lava Money$hot

The name of a girl who loves Lil Wayne, and prays at night for Chuck Bass.

A 'Miro$lava Money$hot' generally has gorgeous hair and eyelashes that will make you want to do the dirty. She constantly is claiming that she 'has been such a disgusting girl.' Maybe she is suggesting that you punish her?
Ps. she spelt her name with a money sign before Ke$ha.
"i've been such a disgusting girl." - Miro$lava Money$hot
by sage69 November 03, 2010
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