lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

Lap frosting

Another word for fasting

She be lap frosting all through april

by Lap froster April 12, 2017

Lap Dogg

A women who uses the word no to try and get men to force themselves onto them sexually, this can happen with clothes on or off.

That bitch signed into the barracks and came into my room, took her own panties off then gonna tell me no ??
Get the fuck out of here lap dogg, tryna bite me bitch...

by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018

lap-aroundsss

lap-aroundsss

when a hooker you pay asks you to go around the corner and lap-aroundsss as she blows you and puts her finger in your ass

by sanxity November 5, 2018

Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018

Lap Topper

A girl who can't stop or is always giving lap dances

OMG that girl gets around so much. Man she is a lap topper

by Mr.Goatheadboy January 4, 2019

lap'd up

chillin (usually with the homies or ladies), enjoying a laid back type vibe.

i was lap'd up with the homies yesterday, we watched a movie together and enjoyed some munchies.

by kho.thepoet January 19, 2020