Lando

A traitorous person who has led the enemy you you.

(From Spaced Season 2, episode 2: Back)

You Lando

by Snake December 7, 2004

Landon

Landon is a guy who calls you late at night and has a saggy (wewe), thinks he a ninja and always wearing boxers and a hoodie has a nice smile,but still is pulls hella girl even tho he ugly . And is bad and good at the same time,also fates and burps without muting,and always eating mad late

Landon is a dumb mf

by Haha it’s true^^ November 5, 2019

Landlord white

The universal paint color a landlord sprays on the walls of an apartment between tenants. Apparently blind to any of the hundreds of colors available, a landlord will universally choose “landlord white” harboring under the delusion that is what most tenants would choose if they had a choice.

Landlord: “I gave the apartment a fresh coat of paint before you move in.”
Tenant: “Let me guess: landlord white?”

by Grant Rampus November 28, 2020

Landon School

Landon is a school for the less intelligent kids that play sports until they graduate at age 21. Commonly seen beating women because it is a rare experience for them at an all boys school where shower rape is a custom. Often travel in packs wearing vineyard vines shirts and yellow vans. At Landon school it is a custom to act hood even though your parents pay $40,000 for private school. At a school where nobody give a fuck about academics you can get away with anything if you play sports. As one of the more gay IAC schools it is necessary to play dirty and be a dick. Seeing how high your ego can get is a tradition for the Landon brown bears. While their uniforms may literally make them look like walking shits, do not be thrown off by these middle age men as they will beat up any girls in sight.

Girl : who is that douche 30 year old wearing all vineyard vines
Boy: that’s mike , he has been at Landon school since grade 8

by Crabdaddy1818 June 3, 2018

Landonator

a person exhibiting the most cool in the room at the time

"Whoa that guy over there; he's a total Landonator

by LandotheDrummer July 16, 2008

Landover Baptist

A fictional religion based on false hope and lies. Takes advantage of the unknowing and relies on bashing all other religions in the effort to promote the agenda of making money and building its cult.

"Followers" of this religion get high on bashing, are hypocrites and hide their hatred towards others with fake "God Bless" notes.

Do not believe their lies, do not donate, do not follow.

I saw the Landover Baptist member spitting on a Jew and suck the finger of Chris Harper, all on the same street corner.

by M_M_L_J April 16, 2010

Landon

This short little bitch can be a pain in the neck. Literally, because he's willing to fight someone bigger than him, only to get ghosted by them. He's always looking for a chance to look tough and needs attention to survive. He can be a seemingly nice person when you get to know him for the first couple of days, then becomes a backstabbing little shit. This miniature Asian child uses gay as an insult, if you call him gay back jokingly he says, "Yay, I'm happy." LIKE THIS DICKHEAD KNOWS WHAT FORM OF GAY WE'RE USING. He backs into great roasts, then gets butt hurt about it. He's probably mastered the arts of the keyboard warrior on Roblox or Minecraft, something like that.

Landon: YOU SUCK
Me: YOU SWALLOW
Landon: SHUT UP!
Me: *Laughing with friends about roast*
Landon: SQUARE UP AND FIGHT ME
Me: *Still laughing*
Landon: *Crawls on floor with depression*

by Dr. Jean GUACAMOLE June 5, 2019