P.I.L.F

Politician I'd Like to Fuck

Which P.I.L.F. is the hottest, Sarah Palin or Christine O'Donnell?

by Hot Rod 42 IMCA September 23, 2010

L.O.M.P.

Stands for 'Lights Out, Missionary Position'. Used to describe a person with unimpressive sexual habits. Most likely, this is an attractive girl who doesn't need to perform to satisfy men. Can also be used to describe how sexual desire wanes in a long relationship.

"Hey Dave, how's your L.O.M.P.? When's the last time she gave you head?"

"I need to head down to the sex toy store because we've been getting kind of LOMPy."

by I Like Bread August 24, 2006

P.I.L.L.

P.ussy
I.'ld
L.ike(to)
L.ick

She's a P.I.L.L.!!

by bootybaker May 20, 2010

I.S.M.P.F.L.

I Shit My Pants From Laughing

dude, ashley queefed in the middle of class! I.S.M.P.F.L.

by schlipdopp yummm February 22, 2010

P.I.L.F

Pupil (Student) I Like Fuckin'

My classmate is a P.I.L.F

by City+Rapers February 21, 2011

P.A.L

Phat Ass Latina

yo check out that P.A.L

by AfroSupaFly May 7, 2009

P.I.L.F.

Priest I'd Like to Fuck

An internationally known Catholic priest sometimes called "Father Oprah" has been removed from his posts in Florida after published photos showed that the P.I.L.F. was lying down bare-chested in an embrace with a woman on a beach.

by mssheen13 May 6, 2009