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Knowledge Monkey

When you dish out an awesome bit of knowledge to people around you
Hey look at that kid, he's such a knowledge monkey!
by Unstable Mable April 23, 2011
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knowledge dump

The act of writing everything you know on a test or exam - usually followed by a feeling of heavy relief or fatigue.
Patrick: Just had a huge knowledge dump - my brain hurts.
Caroline: You should take a nap!
by LOL404 June 14, 2011
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Knowledge Biscuit

A nugget of golden wisdom that someone graciously gives you from their mouth to your ears. Also to be exclaimed after dropping said knowledge biscuit.
"I just dropped a knowledge biscuit on your ass."

"Dude did you know Hitler had a huge farting problem? KNOWLEDGE BISCUIT!"
by iamahab April 15, 2012
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knowledge-baked

To get so high off of learning that one reaches an altered state of mind
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened to Paul?
Person 2: Nah man, what happened to Paul?
Person 1: He went to a University last year and did so much school that he got knowledge-baked off his ass
Person 2: Is he alright?
Person 1: Nope, he's in a knowledge-coma now.
by HurakanIncarnate January 30, 2016
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knowledge log

Someone who has important information but refuses to do anything with it, thereby leaving that information to be as useful as a bump on a log.
Person B: Have you found out what the boss will be like?
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018
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Knowledgealetic

it’s a word dylan made up bc he is a poop
Articles make you more knowledgealetic”
by anna 😃👍 April 12, 2021
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Knowledge Dong

The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.

Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.
Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.
by KiddRed June 27, 2022
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