twirling fart knocker

Basically a gay person who likes to prance about , making sure you know his gay . Used in beavis and butthead

Beavis your touching his butt you twirling fart knocker

by Markymark996 January 1, 2020

Slobber Knocker

Perpetual, swift and powerful thrusting into the vagina by the male from the mounted position of doggy style, hence the name "slobber knocker"

That hooker aint ever gonna recover from that! After all it was the slobber knocker

by Dieter Hellstrom April 25, 2010

Fart Knocker

1.a random diss that sounds funny
2. a person who knocks on their butt before farting causing you to fart faster

You are a fart knocker
Fart knockers are healthy

by Urban boiyii March 6, 2005

cock knocker

Any non-penetration act in which the male penis (as opposed to those weird female penises i saw on TV... yuk!) comes into contact with a hand. Most likely but no tlimited to:

-Someone who makes frequent attacks to the cock

-Someone who fondles the cock

-Someone who loves the cock

-Someone who jacks off the cock (not their own)

Being a cockknocker is not a good thing.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Tommy Knocker

an adolescent who rings a doorbell in anticipation that the aged residents might come out in there underware waving a gun or claiming to have personal connections with the mayor 2) the funnest experience you will ever know 3) a person who can wake the dead with the sound of his slapping balls

Old Man McGinty: We got a tommy knocker round these parts. I swear if i get chance I'll blow his head clean off his fuckin' shoulders

by Tommy Knocker December 13, 2004

Hob Knocker

An old Australian, possibly English word, meaning Party. Generally used by old people and/or people who live in the outback.

Mate, I'm wasted, that was a real Hob Knocker last night.

by boblmao2 August 1, 2009

Hob Knocker

A negative, zero social life, loser who knocks other peoples hobbies. Wether they be hunting to football to BMx to D&D, a Hob Knocker will tear down what some people choose to do with their free time, compared to a Hob Knocker who sits on his/her ass in his parents basement looking at pictures and youtube videos of people actually doing shit with their lives.

Regular Guy: I'm going camping this weekend, what about you?

Hob Knocker: *scoffs* Camping??!?! What is this brokeback mountain? So lame.

Regular Women: I'm going to paint a few pictures over summer break!

Hob Knocker: LOL! FAIL! Painting!?!!? You're not making any money on that crap you call painting, so why continue?

Young Kid: I'm going to go BMX riding with my friends!

Hob Knocker: Seriously? What happend when you fall on your ass and crack your head open? YOU COULD DIE! LOL

Young Kid:.....You Hob Knockers have no lives what so ever.

Hob Knocker: *cries on the inside*

by Danny Danger July 20, 2010