"Each hour-long episode is podcast from New York and punctuated with several spit-semen-through-your-nose moments of hilarity."-Keith and the girl show...lol
by runawaygirl August 10, 2006
Get the Keith and the girl mug.When engaging in an act of sexual intercourse with a woman who is in the peak of her menstrual cycle. The male proceeds to remove his member from the woman's nasty place while imitating the sound of a sword being pulled out of a scabbard. He then slaps the woman across any part of her body, leaving a bloody red mark, reminiscent of being sliced by the sword of a medieval knight.
"Schwingggg" went my dong as I pulled it out of its sheath. Then "slice" as the Red Knight took another victim.
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Get the sex knight mug.Tramps who line our streets drinking such delights as Special Brew, Tennants Super or White Ace cider. Usually sporting an unkempt beard and a fresh open wound from falling over drunk. Often stink of their own piss and shout manic abuse at innocent passers-by.
"His drinking is getting out of hand, if he carries on like this he'll be one of the Knights of the Road before he knows it."
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