Cooties in the Kitchen

A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.

"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."

by ');DROP TABLE definitions;-- March 2, 2017

Piss-In Kitchen

Replacemant term for Bitchen. A term for the room in an urban apartment in which the bathroom is located in the kitchen.

Trish's new apartment in Tijuana has a Piss-In Kitchen.

by Cliff Kleffer April 12, 2010

kitchen soup

When a bunch of hobos have an orgy in a car.

"Hey, you wanna join in on the kitchen soup happening down the street?"

by Giggity giggity, giggity goo January 21, 2017

kitchen-hitler

Someone who is amazing at chopping foods but can be very bossy! One can always defer to a kitchenhiemer

My mom can be a real kitchen-hitler sometimes

by Kitty goes meow May 15, 2016

Soup Kitchen

When homeless people partake in sexual activity in a car.

Some times leaving behind items like new born babies and/or dead mice in used condoms.

Ryan: Why does it smell like alcohol and dirty pussy in here?

Jim: GOD DAMN IT THOSE HOBOS HAD ANOTHER SOUP KITCHEN IN MY PRIUS.

by illeppilifttam August 7, 2010

Go to the Kitchen

a derogatory term used to describe a woman. similar to hooker, bitch, wench. often used with the term 'make me a sandwich'

Harley: I want to go to that concert too!
Kevin: Shut up. Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

by PenellyElly January 20, 2011

clean kitchen

If a woman keeps her pussy in a neat/tidy state in regards to pubic hair. Does not necessarily mean hairless in that region but can often mean that.

"Do you keep a clean kitchen?"
"Yes! I wax all the time!"

by mojario May 20, 2007