garvey's kids

describes a person who has a celebrity father that he or she has never or rarely met. Named after famed baseball player Steve Garvey and his fathering of multiple children from extramarital affairs.

My friend Jim is the son of R&B legend Screamin' Jay Hawkins. He's totally one of garvey's kids.

by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

eat my kids

1.to suck dick or eat pussy and swallow the cum

Girl: shut up fuck boy
Boy: eat my kids

by jennlysse November 22, 2016

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband

What you need to do if they rapin' everybody.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they rapin' everybody out here.

by Dude Regular October 24, 2010

bay bay kids

Kids who don't listen to their parents and throw fits and stores in such and act a fool in public. Anyone's kids can be a "bay bay kid", regardless of race/gender/socioeconomic status.

Person 1: Damn, man I went to the store today and there was this kid who cried and screamed because his momma wouldn't buy him some toy! He was actin' a fool...in the middle of the store, in front of God and everybody...
Person 2: Parents these days raisin' a bunch of bay bay kids...they just don't know how to act...

by gustofwind June 29, 2014

Garbage Pail Kids

A set of bubble-gum card stickers produced by Topps Chewing Gum that spoof Cabbage Patch Kids, all the rage in the 80s. They feature pictures of disgusting versions of the dolls with equally disgusting nicknames. Concept based on Wacky Packages.

Garbage Pail Kids are making a comeback.

by Wacco February 7, 2004

Popular kids

People who are typically looked up to. Unlike some of the definitions here, they can actually be nice people mixed in with the douches who can be genuinely good friends

One of my best friends was one of the popular kids

by Minigriff December 11, 2017

edgy kids

A group of kids who do dumb things like smash Smarties and yell "I LOVE COCAINE" or whip and dab so much that it isn't cool anymore. They also listen to songs on repeat, generally from Bart Baker( Not dissing him ) or any song that only uses cuss words. They're a lot of the time jocks, and no matter how annoying they are you really don't hate them, it would just be nice if they sat down in their damn bus seat and bring some earphones.

God those edgy kids from 5th Grade are so annoying, Whipping is so 2015.

by Mitsuh Miyah May 14, 2016