kellogging

The act of saying "GR-R-REAT" (like Tony the the tiger)

A: I just bombed my f-ing finals.
B: Thats gr-r-reat!
A: Dude. Stop kellogging me.

by CSB January 18, 2005

Keyboard thumper

One who types at 110 decabells, usually named Ian. The individual is either deaf or stupid as they don't seem to realise how much noise they make with they type

Have you heard that new guy Ian type? He's a real keyboard thumper.

by Mariopolous May 19, 2006

keyboard courage

Hiding behind a false name to send ugly, scurrilous, or threading messages on blogs, Twitter, and/or e@mails — lacking the courage to make such statements in person or, at least, use ones real name allowing another a place to respond.

The cowards who created false Facebook pages to send messages threatening President Obama are exhibiting keyboard courage.

by lwc30326 October 5, 2009

keyboard mash

The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.

keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78

by mb500 December 17, 2009

Kaylor

A very beautiful misunderstood girl. She is strong but easily hurt also tends to be short and blonde and very stubborn. Mostly would date a guy named jack or Travis or devin. A common name for great guys. She will pour her heart and soul out for you. Remember she's like a flower beautiful and tough on the outside but soft and delicate on the inside

That girl kaylor is my dream

by Kaylor November 14, 2017

Keyboard Karate

A Term You use to Someone who wants to Argue or Fight with You in a Online Chatroom/Message Board

"OMG..Look at this dude...He wanna Keyboard Karate Now"

"Why You Typing So Fast?..You a Blackbelt in Keyboard Karate ?"

' Keep Talking shit..I'll Keyboard Karate that ass.."

by Jimmy Jellyhands January 19, 2009

Keyboard Hardman

Alternate version of Internet Tough Guy

when there's a guy or gal online who talks tough online, but really are wimps offline ie "there's this bloke constantly sayin on Bebo he's gonna tear me a new one but i think he's a bit of a keyboard hardman"

by granite_sheep September 12, 2009