Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).

Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"

by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025

Kent

monkey, creature, black, gay.
A person no one likes.

You are such a Kent.

by oreoin June 8, 2018

Kent

Kent, A funny guy and a kindhearted person, He May not seem good-looking, but he'll take care of a woman like his life depends on it, Kent is the type of guy everyone doesn't know about, but when he is known to people, he'll talk alot. He tends to get quiet when alone and sad almost every day but when near people he talk's lots and will up a fake smile. So when you see him, give him a hug.

Kent is used as a person A human being

by IMRAHHHHHHH November 21, 2023

KENT

A very handsome kid. Smart, intelligent funny, and super handsome. He can be mean at times but he is really crazy!

Kent is so handsome.

by Kenhip September 17, 2018

Kent Set

A term for repeating a word or phrase someone has just said.

"Did you see that? What an idiot!"
"Haha, idiot!"
"Way to kent set!"

by nipplecheese September 9, 2015

Kent

A former unit of measurement, also known as a Twaite. It is unsure what the exact equivalent is but it is thought to approximately 2.3 rugby props

That weighed around 2 Kents

by Gorrich September 11, 2019

Kent

If he's Asian then your in for a display of amzingness, he spends most of his life studying the fine arts of danketry, he is half dinosaur with his amazing roars and can never be out memed, if you bought him a T-Rex costume the only difference you would be able to make out is he is yellow. Other than that he is probably the funniest Asian in ur school. Oh and when he roars to ur face its a mating call

Person:That Kent been roaring at me for five weeks

Person2:he loves you
Person:but I'm a guy 0-0

by Jevitoofresh January 3, 2018