Kenny McCormick

Kenny McCormick is a 9 year old boy on the emmy award winning series, South Park. He is poor and foul-mouthed, which is the main reason he wears his orange Parka. During the earlier seasons he died frequently and his remains were devoured or carried away by rats however in later seasons he is killed less and less until he is 'permanently' killed by the AIDS virus. He later embodies Cartman and eventually rejoins the series with no explanation in season 7. He does NOT die every episode nor does he ever die twice as we learn in one episode of SP that he is actually reborn by Mrs. McCormick over 50 times! Kenny is poor and is frequently belittled by his 'friend' Cartman. If an argument between Stan+Kyle vs Eric occurs, he is usually stuck on Cartmans side. although most of what he says is hard to decipher, it is understandable and usually involves sexually explicit words and terminology.
Misinformed wannabe fan of SP: Dude, did you see SP last night? I swear Kenny dies like every episode.
Actual fan: No, he doesn't, if you think he does you have not watched much South Park.

Kenny McCormick: *muffled* Maybe you can rub her pussy!
Stan, Kyle and Cartman: How do you know she has a cat?
...
*Everyone Laughs*
by _red___xiii_ March 27, 2008
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Kenny Powers

The name of the main character on the HBO comedy series "Eastbound and Down", played by Danny McBride. Kenny Powers is an ex-baseball star that is trying to get back into the Majors while living with his brother and working as a physical education teacher.
Kenny Powers' autobiography "You're Fuckin Out, I'm Fuckin' In" goes on sale this March.
by Floydtibbs April 28, 2009
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Kenny Crack

Rhyming Slang; "plan of attack"
Named after Kenny Crack, who apparently played at a low-level of county cricket in the Greater London area.

Can be used as a one-word statement
Pembo: "Hey boys whats the Kenny Crack?"
Scrimmy: "I'm off to grab a kebab, you?"

Pembo: "Kenny?"
All: "Not sure, prob heading to the chippy"
by Juggy August 08, 2006
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Kenny Jackett

Rhyming slang for Packet, i.e. a bag of cocaine
Right, it's Friday, who's getting the Kenny Jacketts in?
by Brett Mandrake January 06, 2019
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Kenny Lemur

The lemurical Kenneth (Short: Kenny Lemur) is a rare species of Lemuriformes which only appears near Duschen-Duschen. His parents also tossed a female Lemur, which seems to be a little spoiled wh0re.
They seem to have some mind issues because of their language
A: Bro, have you seen our Pet?
B: Idk man where Kenny Lemur is, I guess he’s trying to mate with his sister.

*noises from bedroom: Ohh yeaaa Kenny do goila hengschd”

A: Yep.
B: Told ya
by Heinman July 31, 2020
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wet kenny

When one guy has sexual intercourse when another guy's foot pussy while giving that same guy a blowjob.
Doug is going to wet kenny John tonight.
by The MurMan August 26, 2019
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Kenny Garrett

An incredibly skilled jazz saxophonist, Kenny Garrett has performed with many famous jazz musicians including Miles Davis and Art Blakey. Not to be confused with soprano saxophonist Kenny G (Gorelick), who predominately plays non-jazz related repertoire such as shopping mall and elevator music, Kenny Garrett is a highly skilled improviser and jazz composer.
Kenny Garrett gave a great performance at the Toronto Downtown Jazz Festival.
by jim17g April 27, 2006
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