Keller

A wonderful friend and cuddly lover. You'll fall in love with his voice the moment you meet him. May be a virgin but damn does he have natural talent. A writer and musician with fingers that work magic ;))

I'm love Keller

by PenisPastaSause October 13, 2021

The Helen Keller

When you cum in her eyes, and stand back silently while she searches for a towel.

"Last night, I got the old lady with The Helen Keller, she tripped over the dog and stubbed her toe on the couch."

by Jamalpaperman November 24, 2022

Helen Keller

just a long way of saying hell. a replacement when using the term, hell.

The helen keller?
What the Helen Keller?
What the Helen Keller is going on?

Who the Helen Keller left pubes on the toilet seat?

by Qt tip February 13, 2019

ricky keller

the mf best boof dealer

“Yo where’d you get this boof from”
“my dawg ricky keller hooked me up in the mcdonald’s play pen”

by boof dealer April 18, 2019

Kellers Disease

It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.

Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.

You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.

"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease

by AA_MiMiK December 7, 2011

Keller

The most amazing and beautiful person you'll ever meet. They are amazing friends, and even better partners. If you find a Keller, hold on to her forever, she's somebody you want to cherish, and she deserves it

"Oh hey is that Keller?"

"Yeah she's beautiful"
"I know, anyone would be lucky to have her!"

by we love keller September 26, 2022

Joey Keller

Joey is a loyal big brother, he is smart and ongoing he never let's the bad things in life get him down. he is cute and sweet and any girl would be lucky to be his girlfriend, of course his little sister would have to meet her and make sure she's right for him but anyway, he is always the one person who can keep you and your secrets safe.

Joey Keller is caring

by Carrie helman January 17, 2018