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Keg-Stand

A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.

Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.
Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.

Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.
by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017
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Keg

N. A human who pegs other children and watches them suffer and cry every night.

V. To be pegging and killing one's ears.
"Omg did you know that girl Keg pegged my son?"
"I am so sorry for your loss make sure you stay away from Keg."
by DareelJesus May 15, 2021
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Columbian Powder Keg

When you put cocaine in someone's asshole and wait for them to fart a coke-cloud. Once the cloud has formed, you snort as much cocaine as you can/want.
Eric: Hey you wanna do a Columbian Powder Keg with me?
john: Sure, whos gonna be the cannon first?
by Falling Elements January 23, 2018
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kick the keg

Umm stop, you take your foot… put a sock on, add some flip flops, next buy a keg, and kick it.
Kendra- “what do you wanna do today”

Jocelyn- “kick the keg
by Tommyj123456 August 21, 2022
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polish the keg

Spitting into your hand and rubbing the head (or glans) of the penis.
"Hey baby, wanna polish my keg?"

"Are you gonna polish the keg or what?"
by Yoford July 18, 2016
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Beaver keg

When a fupa is so large it is no longer able to be considered a fupa and is now graduated to a beaver keg
Damn look at the beaver keg in that girl, she been eatin good!
by MellowWolf June 24, 2025
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Penis Butt Keg

The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.
She got so hot watching the democratic debate she asked me to penis butt keg her. I couldn’t do it.
by The word of god February 5, 2020
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