Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”
by MCSpammer November 11, 2022
Get the Keyboard Colonistmug. %^Y&U(KJ BVHFR^THYUJNHGFVXRSD%T^&*(JIOKNJUHBGVTFRGYHUJHBFCYnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhjnb cfgbhjnkmvgfghbjkm,ldxfcgvhbjnktfvgbhjvbnbhbn456765432345678gbnmnbnm9mjvcdftyuikjhghjkggghjhhjjytttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttfdfgvbhjikoyjugtrvfghbnjmkloyjuhgfvdcghbnjkmlokijuyhbgvfhdfghbnvcfdfggtdcbhjcfhcfbhkjdsnmcghbnjbcfdsedrcfgvhjngvfdxcfgvhjngftryunjhbgvfytrgybhjnhbgyfvtrg23456yfres3w45rt67ytgfvdserws45rt67yuyubhjklugyyyyrftgvhbjnnnnnkkkkklmjjhbbbgyvftttttttttttttrdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddesssssssssssssssssssssssssssswaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaqwertfyuhjiklijuyhgt6fr5ed4sw3edrtfyhuikolfgyhjkhgdyukbghjn bvftyuikjghyujkl
by elmo but hes satan May 4, 2020
Get the keyboard rapemug. n-An individual that simutainiously maintains multiple email conversations with the hopes to score a date with any one of his victoms. This task is difficult as is requires you to remember what you have said in each one. This should only be performed by highly trained individuals.
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Frank- Man, I was up half the night online with these three bitches.
Friend- I dont know how you keep up with them.
Frank- Dont worry about me, asshole, I'm a keyboard tramp!!
Friend- I dont know how you keep up with them.
Frank- Dont worry about me, asshole, I'm a keyboard tramp!!
by Franswa October 11, 2007
Get the keyboard trampmug. Self-explanatory. It's where you slap the keyboard with your hands to make up a name such as a username or name for a character.
I just did some keyboard slapping to make up my OC's (original character) name.
When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.
When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.
by Kusco March 24, 2008
Get the keyboard slappingmug. Basically people arguing over the internet trying to get some point across that’s pretty irrelevant throughout the world. Typically you can find these keyboard warriors in any post about the balkans/ Eastern Europe or the countries of the Caucasus. They typically have very shitty English when typing and think that they are proving some kind of point. They are typically nationalist comments.
-Armenians vs Azerbaijanis, go on any post about nagorno karabkh and you will see how cancer the comment section gets, the comment section is so retarded because they think people around the world care, but in reality no
-Serbs vs Albanians, this is basically a whole different level of keyboard warrior, non of their arguments make sense when reading it and you will definitely lose a chromosome trying to comprehend it.
-Greek keyboard warrior- these are the worst of the worst when it comes to having comment wars, that is why I made them last on this example, typically they argue 24/7 about places like bulgaria, turkey or macedonia. The cancerous part about i t is how they type, it literally makes absolute no sense at all, very shitty grammar and sentence structures in the english language. Typically they think everyone is on their side but dont get started when Serb nationalists help out the Greeks in the comments, the comment section goes full blown autistic, best option is to gtfo when the two comment together.
There are plenty of keyboard warriors that I didn’t mention but the ones above are typically common on the internet
-Serbs vs Albanians, this is basically a whole different level of keyboard warrior, non of their arguments make sense when reading it and you will definitely lose a chromosome trying to comprehend it.
-Greek keyboard warrior- these are the worst of the worst when it comes to having comment wars, that is why I made them last on this example, typically they argue 24/7 about places like bulgaria, turkey or macedonia. The cancerous part about i t is how they type, it literally makes absolute no sense at all, very shitty grammar and sentence structures in the english language. Typically they think everyone is on their side but dont get started when Serb nationalists help out the Greeks in the comments, the comment section goes full blown autistic, best option is to gtfo when the two comment together.
There are plenty of keyboard warriors that I didn’t mention but the ones above are typically common on the internet
by Perseus1738 March 14, 2021
Get the Keyboard warriormug. FORUM
Drunken Member: HeyhgksGr bthutjh bsxkyubtdjgkhgn mb,eui
Sober Member: I think he's drunk, he just keyboard slobbered.
Drunken Member: HeyhgksGr bthutjh bsxkyubtdjgkhgn mb,eui
Sober Member: I think he's drunk, he just keyboard slobbered.
by Oblifier November 18, 2009
Get the Keyboard Slobbermug. Keyboard lag occurs when you buy a new keyboard for your computer. Common symptoms of keyboard lag include:
-Excessive amount of typos.
-Stress.
-Jizz Bones happen every 10 minutes or so.
Keyboard lag shouldn't be confused with Keyboard location lag which is when you misspell words due to your keyboard being 1cm off it's usual space.
To prevent keyboard lag you need to throw eggs at your keyboard, slam your penis on the space bar and smother it in tartar sauce. If you do this every day for a week you should be able to type normally - This is called the Keyboard Speed Solution.
-Excessive amount of typos.
-Stress.
-Jizz Bones happen every 10 minutes or so.
Keyboard lag shouldn't be confused with Keyboard location lag which is when you misspell words due to your keyboard being 1cm off it's usual space.
To prevent keyboard lag you need to throw eggs at your keyboard, slam your penis on the space bar and smother it in tartar sauce. If you do this every day for a week you should be able to type normally - This is called the Keyboard Speed Solution.
"I got a new keyboard the other day, I keep on making typos with it. I'm doing the Keyboard Speed Solution everyday and I'm slowly improving!"
"Damn, thaos keybaord lag si rwally annotign me"
"I hate it when I get keyboard lag"
"Damn, thaos keybaord lag si rwally annotign me"
"I hate it when I get keyboard lag"
by WhosTheGman August 19, 2013
Get the Keyboard lagmug.