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Kaleb

Kaleb is an over weight person who thinks he is all that but could never get a girl. He likes to act tough, but could get beat up by the weakest link in a group. He tries to act black, but gets bullied by the black people for trying to act like them.
Lauren: dang that fat guy over there is a total kaleb

William: ya he's trying to hard to be black

Lauren: I could never date a keleb
by Hefgkgddhjjhgry May 1, 2020
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Kaleb

Omg I heard she went to the doctor and diagnosed her as Kaleb.
by tatiaca.tata November 5, 2020
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Kaleb Bang

A 5’2 shirv mangler who gets carried in die and thinks he’s good. Papa girth is his daddy
Oh my god Kaleb bang got glue in his asshole.
by Shrivson69 June 1, 2020
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Kaleb

a man that has just a humongous cock, like....it's big, sometimes he's an asshole but he makes up for it by having a beautiful smile
Damn is that kaleb?
is he wearing sweatpants🤤
by OfficialWillSmith August 2, 2021
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kaleb novak

White guy who thinks he’s salvi but he’s not. He also likes to ILLEGALLY race on the streets. He’s pretty cute though so it makes up for it.
“Yo is that papi chulo kaleb novak??”
Yeah but don’t get into a car with him bro”
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Kaleb

Kaleb, a stupid black nigga only found in Roblox biome. The Kaleb is a bald nigga who cannot pull discordian females and getting no ‘I love you’s from a bitch named Mia.
Damn THAT NIGGA KALEB IS BALD.
Another example. That nigga kaleb gets NO ILY’s
by vxlol March 27, 2022
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Kaleb is a mystical creature called Four eyes, if you find one in the wild keep it and feed it rice krispies everyday! And make sure to find its mate as well the mates breed is call The Hailey. Kaleb is a creature who doesn't know where he is most the time. His nickname is Kaleb The Cock Aisan. He looks like a fourth grader who is also a turtle. He can be a thot sometimes but he sure is Beyond strange as well so if you find him make sure you cage him in a prison chamber!🐓🐢
Hey I found a kaleb.

Kaleb is funny
by shazeytazey March 27, 2019
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