Kegs

A variation of kankles (Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.) only Kegs are void of ankles or calves, they are simply BIG OL' LEGS attached to the feet.
DAMN............ Dem aint Kankles, Dems KEGS!
by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009
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rusty keg

A sexual act in which one person receives a finger in the bum while simultaneously peeing into the stimulator's mouth.
Dawg, I got the best Rusty Keg from my girl last night!
by rusty-rhyno August 21, 2024
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Kegging

When you get bent over a beer keg with your mouth on the nozzle, and get pegged. As long as you can keep drinking beer, you keep getting railed
I went to a party last week and some chick was kegging this guy with a 6-inch strap-on. He only drank for like 20 seconds though.
by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025
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keg lake

Someone who wears underwear over obsessively tight skinny jeans and wears Aeropostale in 2023
That guy is a real keg lake!
by thisseatistaken March 04, 2023
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Keg Swammi

The guy who posts up at the keg all night, filling cups and trying to organize keg stands, in order to strike up conversations at a party. Keg Swammi's guess how many beers you drank and make other assumptions out loud about people at the party.
I didn't want to do a keg stand, buy the Keg Swammi called me out in front of those chicks. Yea, that guy was a douche.
by CoachDB October 28, 2011
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Kegas

Means being keg or extremely cool in Norwegian.
Bro 1: Yo, I got sucked last night.
Bro 2: Bruh, that's keg!
by Bonzi_buddy September 27, 2022
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Shmam Keg

A very sophisticated name for one hockey playin' SEXY MOTHER FUCKER!
by The Sexy Chick December 10, 2009
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