A variation of kankles (Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.) only Kegs are void of ankles or calves, they are simply BIG OL' LEGS attached to the feet.
by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009

A sexual act in which one person receives a finger in the bum while simultaneously peeing into the stimulator's mouth.
by rusty-rhyno August 21, 2024

When you get bent over a beer keg with your mouth on the nozzle, and get pegged. As long as you can keep drinking beer, you keep getting railed
I went to a party last week and some chick was kegging this guy with a 6-inch strap-on. He only drank for like 20 seconds though.
by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025

by thisseatistaken March 04, 2023

The guy who posts up at the keg all night, filling cups and trying to organize keg stands, in order to strike up conversations at a party. Keg Swammi's guess how many beers you drank and make other assumptions out loud about people at the party.
I didn't want to do a keg stand, buy the Keg Swammi called me out in front of those chicks. Yea, that guy was a douche.
by CoachDB October 28, 2011

by Bonzi_buddy September 27, 2022

by The Sexy Chick December 10, 2009
