water karate

If you are taking a shower and your hands are hitting the water in a fast, repetative motion, you are playing water karate.

Hey everyone, I was just in the shower playing water karate and got your shower floor sticky. HIYAH!

by kakarotch August 10, 2007

Karate-Colt

When one has bulging lumps and indentions on the forehead, his right ear is approximately three times larger than his left, cannot open his eyes in the sun, has a voice so raspy that he cannot be heard from more than four feet away, and has only one sunshine yellow tooth.

Dang, look at Karate-Colt. Hi-Yahh

by Austin Hoke June 2, 2008

Karate Kiss

When someone is going in for a Karate-Chop, but they psyche you out and give you a kiss instead.

Derek laid a Karate Kiss on me last night.

by ShinnanaGUNS May 22, 2009

Kart Angst

You know when your first in Mario Kart Wii, and in the last lap, suddenly you fall off the edge and finnish 12th and you get the urge to chuck the Wii'l/Wiimote out the window but in your haste to stop yourself you hit yourself with the controller.

Mimi had almost finnished Wario's Gold Mine, but in her haste to come in first, she fell off the side, finnished last and thus hit herself hard with the Wii'l.
"Kart Angst again?" asked her mother whilst handing her an ice pack.

by Nintendo Nerd July 23, 2009

Karate-oke

The art of smashing out karaoke and getting your Tune Up to your best ability, leaving every one in the room feeling like they got karate chopped to the brain in a happy way.

Karate-oke appears in karaoke bars across the world, but more commonly in the Gold Coast, Australia.

Charles, you karate-oke'd all over the place last night.

by NickFromSurfers January 5, 2012

Karate Chomp

This can only take place when receiving oral sex from a drunken Asian women, she mistakes your penis for a cold sesame noodle and chomps down on it causing severe pain and sometimes bleeding.

Yo dude did you hear about the guy that got karate chomped?

by Brosious maximus May 12, 2016

kaarun

Beautiful lady inside and out, kind, caring, you'd be lucky to have a Kaarun in your life!

My best friend is called Kaarun and she's the most wonderful person I know. I'm lucky to have her in my life.

by Honesty2004 May 17, 2017